A cable-news fiend can encounter no scenario quite as juicy as Fox News’s Bill O’Reilly whining about other networks’ scheming for ratings.

Which is exactly what the King of Cable News was doing on his program last night, with the help of Fox News contributor (and Post columnist) Charles Krauthammer. In a four-and-a-half-minute segment, O’Reilly couldn’t bring himself to denounce by name the network whose ratings are skyrocketing on account of its extensive focus of the missing Malaysia Airlines — uh, CNN — but he did say that this over-coverage is “corrupting the news business.”

“It’s a grab — a ratings grab, that’s what it is,” O’Reilly told Krauthammer.

"this is so messed up. no such things as ghosts. and they are not walking around seeing living people."

"There’s more proof that Creationism is real than there is for Evolution. The fact that the Christian Bible was written 3000 years ago and hasn’t gotten anything wrong yet is big proof. The so called “Scientists” that think there so smart are dumber than a rock for not noticing how much evidence is against there theory."

"Bread and circuses - if you watch the Super Bowl, then congratulate your masters on dumbing you down and making you compliant. Sports fans are sheep."