kairos12
kairos12's JournalPhrases you don't want to hear:
There's a problem with your transmission
We only have middle seats left.
We don't make that model anymore.
He's up and tweeting.
Morning Humor
A guy goes into a bar and immediately notices 3 hunks of beef hanging from the ceiling. The patron asks the barkeep what's that all about? The barkeep says if you can jump up and slap the beef you get free drinks for an hour. If you miss, you buy drinks for everyone in the bar. The patron thinks about and says, no I'll pass, the steaks are too high.
If Drumpt is finally tossed from office his new Teevee show will be:
Dancing with the Czars.
Drumpt yammering on about "hardening schools" against attack.
Any chance Donnie Bone Spurs ever heard of the Maginot Line?
When I was in the Army I was confident everyone around was trained to carry
their weapons in a secure manner. I have no confidence here in AZ that many of the yahoos I see packing have any idea how to make their weapon safe, much less carry it in public without leaving it in on the bathroom or dropping on the mall floor while drinking an Orange Julius.
Music to one's ears.
Crack of the bat. Sound of the ball smacking into a glove. Clicking of the spikes on the dugout floor. Never changes!
Given Drumpt's advice to law enforcement and teachers, I don't
recall him charging into the Vietnam War.
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