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September 2, 2022

Recently a routine police patrol was parked outside a bar in the Outback.

Recently a routine police patrol was parked outside a bar in the Outback.

After last call, the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk.

The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing.

After what seemed an eternity, in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it.

He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off.

Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off; it was a fine, dry summer night, flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights.

He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little, and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles left.

At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot, he pulled out and drove slowly down the road.

The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, and promptly pulled the man over and administered a breathalyser test.

To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man had consumed any alcohol at all!

Dumbfounded, the officer said, "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station. This breathalyser equipment must be broken."

"I doubt it," said the truly proud Redneck. "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."

August 27, 2022

Special honor and great deal from GOP to you.

Special offer from republican party seeking donations.

They are making this great deal available to you.

Such a deal and honor and all you have to do to ‘claim’ it is:::: GIVE THEM MONEY!

It is being sent out to seniors who may be more gullible and trusting.

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YOUR CONTRIBUTION STATUS IS PENDING
750% IMPACT OFFER EXPIRES SOON
CLAIM NOW >>

What happened?

We've emailed you every day about our special offer to claim your 750% IMPACT, but you haven't responded. This End-of-Month deadline is VERY IMPORTANT. We need you.

August 23, 2022

Wonder how much classified material Jared has in stock? That he has not sold yet.

Wonder how much classified material Jared has in stock?

That he has not sold yet.

To Jared, a security clearance was a license to sell our country's secrets.

August 11, 2022

MT Greene as VP under Trump? Two braggart adulterers. A tight team.

MT Greene as VP under Trump? Two braggart adulterers. A tight team.

That would be no problem for republican Christian evangelicals.

https://news.yahoo.com/marjorie-taylor-greene-interested-running-190052082.html

Marjorie Taylor Greene Is 'Interested' in Running for President or VP: 'Those Things Are Being Talked About

August 3, 2022

Emails of great honors from Trump

Emails of great honors from Trump

My friend is almost 82 and she gets multiples of these garbage emails daily from Trump and his lower level politicians bagging for more money.

Great offers of 5x, 7x, 10x, and 12x matching funds.

Of course, acknowledging these honors involves donating to them.

I think they are aiming for seniors who might be senile. (See first reply)

July 27, 2022

Are AR-15 style rifles 'assault rifles'? (assault weapons?)

Are AR-15 style rifles 'assault rifles'? (assault weapons?)

Gun supporters try to ridicule the idea of it being an assault rifle because it is not (originally) capable of automatic fire. They even minimize it as a 'sporting rifle' to trivialize it as not really such a deadly weapon.

They quote definitions that mention automatic fire.

Well, there are also various definitions that do not require automatic fire as a prerequisite for 'assault rifles'.

If it is not such a deadly weapon, then it is not really a good defense weapon.

When it comes to the rubber meeting the road, the AR-15 style rifle is the majority/plurality preferred weapon for killing school children.

That's deadly.

https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&q=army+definition+assault+rifle

July 26, 2022

Jaime Foxx - Rich dude plays poor slave, gets acting lesson

Jaime Foxx - actor musician talented popular

Django... Jaime Foxx... heavy on the swearing

Rich dude plays poor slave, gets acting lesson

https://youtube.com/shorts/3DvZWampDlE?feature=share

July 20, 2022

Republican respect for marriage? They should outlaw divorce.

Republican respect for marriage? They should outlaw divorce.

https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&q=divorce+in+the+bible

In the first, Matthew quotes Jesus as saying: “It was also said, 'Whoever divorces his wife, except on the grounds of porneia (sexual immorality), makes her an adulteress; and whoever marries a divorced woman commits adultery.” (Matthew 5:31-32).
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The sanctity of Holy matrimony for conservative Christians - Kim Davis

July 16, 2022

Who is the specific individual who replaced the Secret Service 'device'?

Who is the specific individual who replaced the Secret Service 'device'?

What are his qualifications?

What were his instructions?

What procedures did he follow?

Was any other data lost?

Investigators need to interview him.

July 1, 2022

Trump wanted his insurrectionists armed... Who were they supposed to threaten/attack/kill?

Trump wanted his insurrectionists armed... Who were they supposed to threaten/attack/kill?

There were no Antifa so that leaves the Congressfolk/staff and the police.

And Pence.

Trump was confident that there was no threat to himself.

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