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Veterinarians treat 'exotic' bird, realize it's just a seagull covered in curry

An orange bird saved by passersby and brought to an animal hospital turned out to just be a seagull covered in spices.

The Tiggywinkles Wildlife Hospital in the U.K. saw an especially vibrant avian patient on July 1. In a Facebook post, the hospital said members of the public rescued a bright orange bird from the side of the road that couldn't fly.

"We had no idea what to expect — and would never have guessed this!" the hospital wrote. The bird, as it turned out, was covered "in curry or turmeric," according to the hospital.

Aside from smelling a bit "pungent," the bird was otherwise healthy. Named Vinny, after the Indian dish vindaloo, he's on the road to being released back into the wild after a thorough bath.
https://mashable.com/article/seagull-covered-in-curry-not-exotic-bird/

I'm on episode 8 of Stranger Things Season 3

And I don't want to finish it, for then my life will be meaningless!

Why oh why did I binge watch?!?!?!

Tell Me Again Who is Patriotic

Question for DU Physicist Biologist Theologians

How many of these can I fit on the head of a pin?

You Just Found a $50 Bill. Quick, What Will You Buy?

I'm going to the consignment store and find some rad new clothes!

Yet another hailstorm here in Boulder, CO. This time the stones are much larger

I have NEVER seen so many hailstorms in CO!

I took a poop in an elevator

I'm taking this shit to a whole new level.

Little Donny Learns about Independence Day

Independence Day was approaching and the teacher took the opportunity to teach her class all about patriotism.

She said to them, “You know, we live in a great country. And one of the best things about it is that we are all free.”

At this, Little Donny marched up to her from the back of the class, put his hands on his hips and said angrily, "I'm not free. I'm four."

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