Duncanpup
Duncanpup's JournalAggravating my MAGA sister in law sister
Stopped at store on my way home and ran into. My sister in laws sister now here is a woman who told me that trump will clean up all the bums on welfare. Even though her one daughter has had three children on Pennsylvania welfare system, and is in no hurry to go to work. I guess she meant all the blacks and Hispanics that are on welfare. So this morning she stopped me at the deli I heard my name. And I’m like shit it’s her. So she goes I need that chili recipe the chili you gave my sister and your brother was awesome.
Now my brother doesn’t know how to cook but I said I cannot give out the recipe it was my grandmothers. And the woman my grandma made chili but I just made the recipe story up. I just go by taste and add what I think. So this morning I said I was sworn to promise that I’d never give out grandmas chili recipe I just made it up I was never made to promise. So I said my grandmother made me promise. And I told her this and her husband in the store grandmother made me promise.
1- never marry a whore
2- never vote republican
3- don’t give out the family chili recipe.
I said I gotta go have good day ,And I headed to the checkout lane.
54 days then paybacks start january 2019
Then life for orange anus gets shitty with democrat house. That orange motherfucker is cruel a animal and he needs to pay for his crimes against humanity. Come on bob mueller
New couch new furniture new nickname for boog load star
I came home from New England lay down walk in house. And the boog and golden retriever are on the new furniture. I said hey no dogs on the furniture I got no response. Then I made bowl Cheerios and sat on the love seat and boog climbed up with me to beg.
Boog Drools hey man boog dogs love Cheerios with peanut butter.
Man - dude you are such a load.
Letting the naltrexone roll for booze
Had a follow up with doc this morning was asked how it’s working. I told him hey in two months I tried one bender and I stopped after like maybe eight beers. It was like my brain was telling me you have had enough before naltrexone I’d been knocking them back. So does it work yes it seems to work for me do I want to stop taking it no I am fearful of stopping.
I’m weak and ruled by Alcoholism never was violent drinker but once I started I couldn’t stop.
Now doc is looking at other medicine he said were available along lines of naltrexone some of them were monthly injections. I said well why change because this works and he said naltrexone was developed as new form methodone and they noticed. Heroin addicts were not drinking to substitute on naltrexone So just saying if anyone is suffering from alcoholism and just can’t seem to get there feet under them with the rooms AA. Maybe this would help you letting you all know. And if you want dm me questions I’ll try my best to explain side effects or how I feel I just love people and addiction sucks ass.
A nod to Ohiogal post on September 6 first responder
Man spilled cat food out the way man. No need for a broom we’re on it we will get this cleaned up for you. The boog and our golden retriever out of the way thanks guys.
The guys are hinting at a personal day from eighth grade
Four weeks into school and they need a personal day. Excuse me what brought this up you just had Labor Day off. Well you see dad a friend of ours parents give him personal days off from school. Wow so they spring this on me after mom just walked out the door heading to the office early . Clearly they feel dad is the soft shit out of mom and dad.
Dad you see if we just take a day here and there it helps us as it relieves stress. So I said look I’m laying down around noon I have to go New England tonight. That’s ok we will just be on our laptops or watch a movie. I had to give a hard no only time you stay home is if you’re sick why in the world would you want to be like your friend. Silence defeat it did not work I wonder how long they were planning this one to spring on me.
GREAT we only have dads peanut butter
It’s a crisis around here this morning our one son. Went to make peanut butter toast and the only peanut butter is my jar. I’m exiled to my own jar as I like to eat the peanut butter out of jar with jelly hold the bread with a spoon or fork hey whatever works. And as I watched him looking into the peanut butter jar I heard uuugh disgusting dad you have jelly mixed in it. So young mister in defeat decided on cereal. I’ll stop and pickup a jar of peanut butter this morning poor kids.
I thanked the D.O.T doc for sleep study
Yesterday at the grocery store ,I ran into the dot doc who sent me for sleep study a few months ago. And I thanked her yesterday, I was up for my two year recert on health card several months ago. And she mentioned at the time have I ever had sleep study even though I physically do not fit the profile as in tall and thin but being 52 and decades of non normal sleep patterns . She suggested that I get a sleep study , and I had a form of sleep apnea I can’t remember what they called it. where my brain does not send signals to my respiratory to breath when I sleep. It seems you’re born with this the doc at sleep study said to me now you will notice a improvement in your rest. And wow we’re they correct.
It is so romantic as well climbing into bed putting on my mask and kissing my wife goodnight. So now I’m always up for a one year dot card but I told the young doc yesterday mam I thank you. Because am I getting good rest I toss cpap in my bag. And drag it on my New England turns but I don’t leave home without it.
I found this chicken cheesesteak recipe
Cook on medium onions red green peppers for ten minutes with olive oil and black pepper
Then add thin sliced chicken breast and cook on medium for ten minutes until no longer pink
Then add provolone cheese and serve on hoagie rolls
So I think I’m going to try it today make it for the family.
He's off the rails we're in crazy town Boog the chocolate lab
Just walked through the door from a trip to New England. And mister boog is like Mans home and he starts ripping zooming around the house. A 90 pound chocolate knucklehead my wife is like watch out. Jumping on the couches to running down the hall then through the kitchen then living room. Then he will stop look at me tail wagging dog smiles. and I go and say Boog and he takes off again on his zooming, I can’t complain he was free.
Profile Information
Gender: MaleCurrent location: I live in a trump supporting community 2 bars 1 vfw so beer therapy is available
Member since: Mon Jan 30, 2017, 04:00 PM
Number of posts: 12,841