Duncanpup
Duncanpup's JournalMay have to go to Human Resources I'm being harassed at work vets
I work with several former usmc vets, and they always wanna dump on the dog face army dude. And I always let them know that they did not have the testicles to be Airborne infantry. Well that gets them all fired up telling me how bad Paris Island was and how tough the Drills were. And I respond please stop the crying Gomer Pyle.
So in the restroom on the toilet liner cover container, I printed usmc head covers. And over the commode I wrote usmc mess hall. Now they are accusing me of this I just look at em and say grow the fuck up. We’re union it’s all in good fun but I deny they know I’m a joker.
Kay Ivey saw this on Twitter governor Alabama
I just mailed her coat hangers
Her address
600 dexter avenue
Montgomery, Alabama 36130
Skunks and boog the chocolate lab
Friday morning mister boog once again made contact with skunk. And my wife children had to take the day off because of the odor. After four baths and skunk deodorizer boog smelled better.
This morning I smelled skunks and hooked King knuckle head up to a swivel and leash. As I sat on back porch boog was pulling at leash hackles up barking. Come on man I smell em let me at em I’ll kick skunk ass and take names. Clearly he is a reactionary dog who thinks nothing thru I see I do.
The boog is nine after getting sprayed multiple times over the years. You would think he would learn, I guess learning is for suckers.
I just met a woman jump master
Not being rude I never knew my time was 1984 Airborne school after infantry at Benning we never had female master blasters. I was at gym with our sons and this lady who is E-8 first sgt commented on my ball cap 82nd. I said yes we started talking here she was a master blaster ran was in charge of paratroopers on jump then she went to HALO SCHOOL. Which is amazing high altitudes low opening free fall glide across borders. I was just a static drop after jump school.
Think about it HALO school in Arizona IS free fall where you have to keep your attitude body correct not spin and leave aircraft 7 miles in sky with oxygen, to me that is hardcore to graduate HALO school I’m thinking what a stud hard ass so I made new friend. Gave the master blaster my phone number and said give me call. As she is on recruiting duty and come out to house and hang with us I’ll always hang with Airborne I love vets.
Dear Du space force recruit training is awesome boog and man are in same platoon
We arrived and started the training process immediately here in West Virginia. We’re learning interesting stuff like space stuff, and boog the chocolate lab may go OCS as he aced the intelligence test. The tester gave him the skills test and he chewed all blocks up into splinters. I’m glad because it was only test kit they had and I wasn’t to sure about where the shapes went.
Yesterday man and boog were on KP detail as space force like fort Benning goes alphabetically. Boog did a awesome job cleaning the trash cans the space force drill sgt already promoted boog to private E-0. We’re now on study time with our space force handbook.
Very interesting space force stuff examples in our handbook
Did the cow jump over the moon
What is the name of the man in the moon
Is the moon made out of cheese
I wrote ted cruz and here on Du we have prior service people
As I sit here waiting for these guys to unload this bulldozer, I read Cruz speech about space force , I even used my brother in laws address in Texas as I live in Pennsylvania for my email to the senator by the way my brother in law is diehard trumper , I informed him by email I used his address that will get him going . As prior service infantry why the hell not. Let’s do it again I asked the senator if he could point me to nearest space force recruiting office. we have large community of prior service on here.
Docreed he can be medical hope your on the ball with penicillin doc if these troops in space force are like dudes I served with in 82nd 325th will need it. Eighty deuce STD’s from the sky.
Pollock mst sgt- shit he was air force so you know we’re gonna need a mathematician in space force math will be involved, And he can also be our first sgt.
Glorinfidel - I think he was personnel so him and the pollock mst sgt can hang in CQ and drink coffee.
Dash one bravo- he was infantry like me so we can do police calls and pick up cigarette butts when pollock mst sgt tells us to and we can hide out lay low from the lifers.
If the boog the chocolate lab can pass the shrink and not let on that he has a cat poop addiction crunch and munch from the litter box. Why boog and man we could be battle buddies dogs got heart knows no fear. He has had at least eight contacts with skunks and been sprayed every time. Hopefully I think he has learned he smelled skunk the other morning and turned around and went in.
Ok I’m bored 32 years union and I’m on clock waiting for the operating engineers union guys to show up.
My wife and Grandson dancing to Van morrison
I ramble but just watching my wife holding our grandson he is fourteen months. Just brought memories I remember my wife doing the same with our children when they were young. Holding them and singing and dancing, a wonderful loving woman.
I meant big Red 1 infantry trooper
up in New York yesterday when I was staying in hotel. I hit planet fitness and this dude and I started talking the gentlemen saw my 82nd ball cap he also was infantry Iraq fine American big red one . So 2 former fort benning ass and trash hung out in gym although we’re 20 years apart in age.
So my point is in ramble I as former infantry oh man I just feel for him I’m old enough to be his dad.
The Boog and 32 years of marriage
Just walked thru the door from upstate New York delivery. And our one grandson is hey finally you got home I get the little arms reach pick me up he is fourteen months old. And my wife who is now a proud grandmother is walking around in her pajamas, telling me he had to have a grilled cheese for breakfast.
And then my wife ask me ,if I’d like to go and sit on back porch with her and grandson after my shower. And as we sit and enjoy life together, my wife jumps up saying really dog the boog. He came out of the garage in his mouth carrying a q tip out trash probably covered in his boys earwax. And as my wife went to grab q tip he ate it wagging his tail.
Next month June 7 my wife and I will be married 33 years and I smile it has been awesome.
Queen innuendo and shrimp and grilled cheese for breakfast
Sitting here with our grandson he loves shrimp peeled minus cocktail sauce. Although he wants to dip his shrimp as he saw me I had to say no, The golden retriever is hanging with us as well as he also is a big fan of shrimp. I woke up this morning around 0400 and I could see our grandson leaning sleeping on my wife she had a arm around him he was standing up torso his little legs and diaper bum leaning over my wife’s side and a golden retriever muzzle touching him I smiled.
I went up to check on him awhile ago and he was awake. I said mister you ready to get this day started and he reaches for me I took that as a yes. So I cleaned him up and slapped on a fresh diaper, and made his two favorites grilled cheese and shrimp.
So we were listening to innuendo and I’m rambling telling our fourteen month old grandson. This is a album of tragedy I can hear and feel Freddie Mercury’s fear and desperation. Oh it’s much to early for this child, so I started telling him about how fortunate I was that a friend of mine. That I played guitar with he was from Giessen west Germany a civilian, and I was in a infantry battalion stationed at the rock. And my friend had tickets to see queen in Munich in 1986. And my friend a good friend actually him and his wife invited me and that is how grandfather became a queen fan, This child is a great listener.
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