September 4, 2019

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September 2, 2019

Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg says she's doing "very well"

1 Sep 2019, CBS News

I so want to pray for her. FUCK ME AND MY ATHEISM!

September 1, 2019

Thousands defy protest ban in Moscow and march against Putin's government

31 Aug 2019, euronews (in English)

Golly, it's after 6 AM Eastern, and I still haven't seen even one tweet from President Trump supporting these Russian protesters, who only want electoral fairness. I guess maybe he missed the coverage of the story, huh?

August 30, 2019

Madeleine Westerhout out as Trump's personal assistant

30 Aug 2019, CBS News

Daddy, she said true things about me!

August 29, 2019

Remembering Barack Obama's Biggest Scandal: The Tan Suit - All In

28 Aug 2019, MSNBC

I remember it like it was yesterday! I was making my world-famous (in my own mind) lasagna in the kitchen when I heard my wife scream! I rushed into the den and there it was on the television! The TAN SUIT! The President of the United States was wearing a tan suit!!! IN THE WHITE HOUSE!!! I was frozen in shock and dismay! My wife snapped me out of my paralysis: "GET THE CHILDREN OUT OF THE ROOM!" she shrieked through the horrified tears pouring down her face.

I sprang into action, taking Billy in my right arm and Sophie in my left and barreled out of the den like I was running two footballs into the teeth of the Ravens' defense! The kids were both crying in terror. "It-it-it was t-tan, wasn't it, d-daddy?" sobbed Billy. I couldn't answer him, because by that time I was bawling loudly myself!

My wife and I spent that entire evening making love in our bed, a feeble assertion of Good in the face of the Evil we had witnessed. With tears still in her eyes, she begged me to promise her everything would be all right, that the country would survive. I knew it was my duty as a man to comfort and reassure her, but I just couldn't do it. I just couldn't do it! I've never felt more useless in my life!

Unsurprisingly, my wife left a few months later and now does hardcore porn, where men, women, beasts of the field, and Focus On The Family members do unspeakably degrading things to her body. My son Billy is now a mercenary-for-hire; last I heard, he was in the Philippines helping Duterte's regime hunt down dissidents. Meanwhile my daughter Sophie has joined a cult. As for me, I lost my job, I drink gallons of Jim Beam per day, am chewing through my savings and I've let the house go to hell.

That fucking tan suit crushed all of our spirits!

August 28, 2019

Trump in misleading Puerto Rico tweet: 'Will it ever end?'

27 Aug 2019, CNN

Better question, Donnie: When will you ever end???

August 27, 2019

The State of our News Media under Trump*

"Actually, this has been the state of our news media for over two decades now.

August 25, 2019

Amazon fires: the tribes fighting to save their dying rainforest

23 Aug 2019, Guardian News

jesus, I'm tearing up now. I just saw this, after I posted the UN video below.

August 25, 2019

The New UN Climate Report: We're Screwed (No Thumbnail, but Video is There)

Published on 16 Aug 2019

The rich will survive the longest, but once The Shit Officially Ensues, no one will be safe. Think global warming is bad now? Well, the Steelers are playing the Titans this evening, but it's only pre-season!

August 24, 2019

If President Donald Trump Is The 'Chosen One,' 'The Gods Must Be Crazy' - Morning Joe

22 Aug 2019