Give them the same "Qualified Immunity" the F'n cops have.

The threats would stop immediately.

If you have to wear a mask & you wear glasses, you may be entitled to condensation.

my question is, did people ever do IQ testing before voting for this fucking idiot?

elected governor of any state, Ron DeSantis.

(first, I want to make it known that I truly hope his wife fully recovers and lives a long life.

Now, let's get to the lying fucking hypocrite, Ron DeSantis.

Ronny baby, when one of your loved ones got sick you immediately turned to ""Science and Medicine" to cure her breast cancer. Then you even took 13-14 days off (while getting paid the whole time) while your state had record numbers of covid cases and hospitalizations.

Science and doctors and decades of experience are OK for my loved one, but NOT for the poor souls that live in the state I'm supposed to be concerned about.

Where was your wife's "Natural Immunity" you screamed about on your Nov 21st rant?

Where was the "Breast dewormer" that you believe is the magic cure.

Why did you turn to science and doctors when she got sick, but you are still telling the poor citizens of your state to "Trust Natural Immunity".

You hypocritical MF'er. Please explain why she is more important than the 62,500+ deaths of your constituents.

I'm waiting!

She said "I just go clean the toilet!".

Well, how does that keep you from getting angry?

With a smile, "I use your toothbrush".

if they set up a dating service for rePuqs.

A "are you lonely?" app for "single brain cells".

in a RV park in a semi rural area of the western US.

We had some really cute trick or treaters. A Spider man, a 3-4 year child in a 'Hulk" costume, ( it was bigger than he was), many princesses, a 4-5 year old in a "Iron-Man" costume, some ghosts, and many other cute costumes.

When they had finally stopped coming for candy, I commented to my SO, we didn't see any "Zombies" this year.

She responded: "Remember what Zombies are looking for, it isn't candy and we're in Utah now".

but sometimes mandatory.

of stealing batteries from the electronics department. They called the police, but when the police arrived the suspect swallowed the evidence.

The Police Captain says he'll be charged by morning.