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over your eyes when filling you vehicles with fuel to avoid having a heart attack.
What do you call it when a chameleon can't change its colors anymore?
a reptile dysfunction.
My online dating profile states I have a comfy corner office...
with views of the entire city, I drive a $500,000 vehicle, and as a bonus, I get paid to travel.
For some reason my dates are always upset when they find out I'm a bus driver.
Wouldn't it be great if we could...
put ourselves in a dryer for a short period of time...
And come out wrinkle-free & two sizes smaller!
My wife just bought two very expensive wireless bra's...
She says they're very comfortable, but we're sending them back.
Neither one works with wi-fi or bluetooth.
WOW! What the hell have you done to Texas, Greg?
Freezing temps that have killed over 700 Texans (according to your bs figures, probably closer to 2000-3000 in the last 2 years), with Texan taxpayers having to pay billions to your billionaire donors utility owners because of your incompetence & dereliction of duty, and now the wrath of whatever god you worship has been unleashed on the f'n stupid majority of Texans that voted for you.
In the last 72 hours Texas has had to put up with:
Large hail
Tornadoes
Flooding
Downpours
90 MPH winds
Wildfires leading to evacuations & destroyed structures.
My question to you Greg, is WTF did you do to piss off your (oh so compassionate) Christian god?
Devin Nunes is working day and night to make "Truth Social" viable...
personally, I think he's trying to milk this for all he can get.
It occurred to me I haven't seen any posts by Bo Zart's lately...
I know Bo had some health issues, does anyone know what's going on there.
Those photo's and descriptions of the lookout & mountain ranges were spectacular.
Want you back Bo.
The Canadian government could end the occupation of Ottawa...
by Monday AM.
The temperatures in Ottawa will be around zero (0 degrees Fahrenheit] by midnight Sunday.
Warn every single driver that if they aren't out of the area by 9:00 Sunday night that we will shoot out every side window on every single vehicle left in the occupation of the Canadian capital at midnight, Sunday night.
22 caliber pellet guns will destroy the side windows of 90-95% of all vehicles. The beauty of this is the shooters can be 10-15 meters away, out of sight, and out of danger.
After that, bring in the fire dept & have them hose down the whole area.
Let's see how long these covid "patriots" would like that kind of situation.
C'mon...this half-time is dragging on forever...
Let's get back to the Gazpacho Bowl.
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Name: Ray MGender: Male
Hometown: Full time rv'er. All over the map of the U.S. & Canada
Home country: U.S.
Current location: Don't know where we'll be tomorrow, not even sure where we are today.
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