Has anyone heard from Packman that posted "Dis & Dat"?...

I haven't seen anything from one of my favorite posters in a while.

Anyone...Bueller, Bueller????

A guy was sitting reading the newspaper when his wife walked up behind him and hit him on the head..

with a magazine.

"What was that for" he asked?

"That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Laura Lou written on it", she replied.

"Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Laura Lou was the name of the horse I bet on" he said.

"Oh honey, I'm sorry"' she said, "I should have known there was a good explanation".

Three days later he was watching a ball game on TV when his wife walked up behind him and hit him on the back of the head again, except this time with a cast iron skillet, knocking him out cold.

When he came to he looked at her and said "What in the world was that for?"

She replied, "Your horse called".

I hope you have better luck than I had...

I googled "opaque".

The definition I got wasn't very clear.

I'm pretty sure Ron DeSatan has no idea the Mickey Mouse has only lost one court case...

in the history of Disney.

Mickey had filed for divorce from Minnie.

The judge listened to both attorneys and finally made his decision.

"Mickey, I've listened to your case and the defendants case and I've make my decision. I'm afraid I can't grant you a divorce from Minnie just because you think she is crazy. Do you have any other proof?"

Mickeys' jaw dropped and he replied, 'Your honor, I never said she was crazy, what I said is "She is fucking Goofy".

I went in to my doctor for my ACA annual wellness checkup today, and had the PA...

laughing like mad.

After asking me the usual question, like "do you smoke?", "do you drink?, etc, she asked me a question I had never heard before.

"Is there any family violence or a history of family violence?.

My response.

Hell no, my wife would kill me.

My wife asked me what I wanted for dinner to celebrate tRumps arrest? I answered...