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Holcombe signs Covid-19 tort protections bill

With covid deaths over 4 times what was forecasted last May, over 12k, the first bill signed into law in IN in 2021 is protections for business's against covid lawsuits. Lord knows that's the #1 priority right now. It's time to turn IN blue.


We need to start telling it like it is

What is wrong with this country pure and simple is class separation. Of course there is the 1%, there will always be a 1%. The real issue is how many Americans live on the brink of financial collapse. There is a comfortable "middle class" that has grown so completely separated from 70% of the citizens in this country that they have no idea how hard it is for them. The pandemic may have woken up some of "suburbia", but giving up starbucks isn't a sacrifice and certainly nothing to complain about. You suddenly can't afford fresh fruit and vegetables? But you want to tax 64 ounce cokes at convenience stores? The "greed is good" philosophy of the 80's and 90's has destroyed the middle class. We have left to many children of the great middle class of post WWII era in the dust. We live in a middle class of nickel millionaires. The true wealthy class is no different than Trump. They will invite you to the party, but when the storm hits youre gonna get a pike up your ass. I feel nothing for some PC mom bitching about her kid not being able to go to class when during the entire life of her kid there are 20 that dont go because they gotta work, or are too scared, or they live in an impoverished environment where its no big deal. There is no race immune to poverty. As long as we let the fat cats keep us divided economically, on either side, we will never be.

GoFundMe is banning fundraising for travel expenses used for potentially violent political events

Baby grifters learning the trade.

New York (CNN Business)

GoFundMe will no longer allow people to fundraise for travel expenses used for potentially violent political events after pro-Trump protesters used the platform to rake in cash ahead of storming the US Capitol.

"Due to the violence, GoFundMe has removed numerous fundraisers intended to raise money for travel expenses," a spokesperson for the company told CNN Business. The spokesperson said the company will also remove fundraisers for travel expenses for any future political events where there is a "risk of violence by the attendees."
The company will "continue to remove fundraisers that attempt to spread misinformation about the election, promote conspiracy theories and contribute to or participate in attacks on US democracy," the spokesperson said.
The online fundraising company joins a long list of corporations that are making statements in an attempt to take action against the violence. Payment company Stripe will no longer process Trump campaign donations, and Airbnb announced Monday that people who are associated with violent hate groups were removed from the platform. The home-sharing company also canceled reservations and removed accounts associated with hate group members, including the Proud Boys.
GoFundMe has also been used for good during this chaotic and violent time. People used the platform to raise money for Officer Brian D. Sicknick's family. Sicknick died on January 7, following injuries sustained during the the Capitol siege on Wednesday.


This is all I have to say to Cruz, Hawley, Lil' Marco et al.

feel free to insert you're own piece o' shitzky

Do not think this is over by any means

If anything, this assault on our government exposed how deep in the governmental structure this fascist wing has infiltrated. They are here, they are real and unless dealt with an iron fist they will continue to spread unabated like the virus. A change of the executive isn't enough unless all branches rise and put this threat to freedom down with a brick. We fall, democracies world wide fall. I can't say it enough, worldwide, freedoms of peoples rest on our shoulders. Not Joe's, ours.

Whats up with Kayleigh McEnany?

Looked like a little girl who just found out daddy was a criminal. Oh wait, she is a little girl and her daddy is a criminal.

To hell with Sr. Don Jr should immediately be arressted

For inciting a riot at the very least. After the shit he said today, even more so than his derelict traitor father, he flat out told these pieces of shit to do what they did. He threatened congressional members with harm, flat out. That piece of shit needs cuffs on him NOW!

I was sent the transcript of the Orange-Palmer call Wed. night!

My source received the video but had to quickly transcribe it before it self destructed......

PP (President Pig): "Good evening Monica, this is the President. May I call you Monica"?

MP (Faithless Traitor): "Hello Mr. President. I'm honored. Why yes that is...."

PP: "As well you should be. First of all Monica, you said I could call you Monica, and btw, I know you're not that crooked Hillary's Monica
or we wouldn't be having this conversation right? (chuckles).

MP: "Oh my lord no sir. That was the most despicable thing that ever happened in the Whit...."

PP: "Yes it was, yes it was. You know I keep opening closet doors in the Lincoln bedroom and look down and nope,
she's not there on her knees. I thought every President had one in the Lincoln bedroom closet. Another thing Democrats
have deprived my Presidency of don't you think Monica?"

MP: "Uh, (throat clearing) absolutely sir. They have unfairly and viciously attac...

PP: "Yes they have, yes they have. So Monica, I first want to thank you for joining this Zoomer call with me.
This Zoomer, it's amazing don't you think?"

MP: "Oh, yes sir. It's amazing techno...."

PP: "And we wouldn't have it if I hadn't of took it easy on that commy Gates. I'm glad I had Jared to hold me back because if old Roy would've still been alive that Gates would've been locked up. But I had to back off and keep that market going.
You know, we wouldn't have had the greatest economic growth in human history if I didn't make tough decisions like that don't you Monica?"

MP: "I couldn't agree more Mr. Pres...

PP: "You better. So, could you do me a favor Monica? Could you tilt the camera on your Zoomer pod down a little, All I can see is the top of your head. Looking people in the eye is important"

MP: "I'm so sorry Mr. President. There is that better?"

PP: "A little lower, not quite there"

MP: "Umm, ok how about that?"

PP: "Lower"

MP: "Better?"

PP: "That's much better. I saw a picture of you a while ago and your, umm, hair is much more striking on Zoomer TV."

MP: "Why thank you Mr. President, I'm very flatt...."

PP: "That's a gorgeous blouse you have on, is that one of Ivanka's?"

MP: "Why, yes it is sir, you have e avery good ey...

PP: "Yes I thought it was. That's the one I sketched on her palm. I told her go make that and you'll have your own designer line. Such a good girl. Are you wearing the matching skirt? Could you stand up so I can see how they match?"

MP: "Umm, yes and certainly..... see I bought the matching set."

PP: "Yes I see, amazing. Could you turn around? It's been awhile and I can't remember if Ivanka put in the professinal grabber slit
I told her to on that skirt."

MP: "Ok, and yes that's a defining part of the outfit, beautiful"




MP: "Sir? Did we get disconnected?"

MP: "Sir? Are you ok? You've moved out of range of the camera."

PP: (scuffling odd grunting noises) "Yes, yes I'm here. I had to turn on the Zoomer TV block for a moment for a National Security call."

MP: "Of course. Absolutely sir. What would we do without you securi......"

PP: "So Monica. Let's get down to business. I think you know why I'm calling don't you Monica?"

MP: "Yes sir and I do want to apolog..."

PP: "You were a naughty girl Monica, naughty naughty girl."

MP: (tears welling up)"I'm so sorry sir. Those people were so vicious. I was honestly scar..."

PP: "It's ok Monica, I'm sure you were emotional, I figured it was your moon time. I saw those ANTIFA bastards. Bill just set a stack of folders with their criminal files on my desk. We've already ID'd them. ANTIFA commy socialist plants, all of them! Did you know 2 of them aren't even US citizens? They Zoomered you from Argentina!!"

MP: "Oh my God!"

PP: "Don't worry Monica, you're safe. I've got my eye on you now, you're protected. Now you're traitor buddy, can you tell me, is he that
radical, commy, ANTIFA general, radio... uh, what's his name?, uh, Hartman yeah. That Hartman commy radio guy from Michigan?"

MP: "Oh lord no sir. Bill has been fighting his entire life to protect our great American culture from the infestation that has invaded our
great state over the last 100 years. He is a true patr..."

PP: "Damn it! Ok, hold one minute." (moves out of camera view) "Miller. Miller!! MILLER!!"
(assuming Stephen Miller comes in, strange sound, like heels of shoes clicking) "Yeah, yeah put your damn hand down. Hey hurry and go call those
Proud Boogologlios idiots we activated in Michigan and tell them to stand down. Wrong Hartman. Don't need a friendly fire incident.... well go damn it!"

MP: "Oh my sir. I'm not sure wha..."

PP: "Don't worry Monica we got this. Now see? Daddy's got your back.... (chuckles) that's what I always tell Ivanka to make her feel safe."

MP: "You're a great fathe..."

PP: "Ok, UberEats is on it's way we don't have much more time. What I need you two to do is take it back, take it all back. However you need to do it
reverse your reverse to your original vote."

MP: "I can look into it sir but I'm not sure. There may even be legal ramifica...."

PP: "WOMAN!! YOU WILL DO WHAT DADDY SAYS!!! Sorry, things are little edgy around here, ANTIFA's right outside the window, I know it. Monica?
Are you still there?"

MP: (crawls back into her chair)"Um yes sir I am and ...."

PP: "Listen Monica. Don't worry about jail. Do you know what a Pardon is?"

MP: "Yes sir, but what if they throw you out?"


MP: "Yes sir I am!"

PP: "Ok then. Look, before they can invade the bunker I will be signing an executive order that gives me Pardon powers for everyone and anyone
for eternity. Everybody says I can do it. So you don't have to worry. I just need you two to go out there and be good soldier's and do whatever it takes.
Do that and we'll bring you to the White House and I'll give you a personal tour of the Lincoln Bedroom" (winks)

MP: "Yes sir!! I will! And we will save our great country from the evil gr..."

PP: "You with the bucket! Yeah it's a round room put your eyes back in your head and bring me my bucket! That bald scary guy by the door will pay you."

"Your Zoomer call has ended."

New Reality TV show

Real Douchebags of the Republican Party.
First 2 "stars" to move into the productions Tybee Island beach home, DuhSantus and Whimsy Graham. First episode opens with the first 2 douchebags finishing off a 6 pack of cans of Cupcake Sauvignon Blanc comparing shoes, crying tears about mean people that won't give them money ending in a full blown emotional meltdown "My Pillow" fight about who loves Trump more.
"Next weeks episode they will be joined by"..Line 'em up!
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