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NCjack

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17. He will have intense pain in the groin -- not the heart.

Sat Nov 17, 2018, 11:35 PM

Nov 2018

The diagnosis will be so bad that to save his life, his nuts will be surgically removed. The embarrassment will cause him to resign and go into hiding. Melanie will remain behind to fire everyone in the White House and all of the federal departments.

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Prediction: trump fakes a heart attack before December 1 [View all] NightWatcher Nov 2018 OP

I'm comin' Elizabeth! flying rabbit Nov 2018 #1

Lmao...my thoughts as well Docreed2003 Nov 2018 #13

Yes, but in Trumps case, he should be looking down. sfwriter Nov 2018 #31

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaa JHan Nov 2018 #37

Maybe he'll have a real one. The Velveteen Ocelot Nov 2018 #2

Haha! I think we could be friends - have a drink on me😀 Shaddox Nov 2018 #12

But Dr. Bornstein's letter said... RockRaven Nov 2018 #3

You did...uhh...SEE Dr. Bornstein, right? jmowreader Nov 2018 #15

Prediction ProudLib72 Nov 2018 #4

Smart: lay low STFU. Dumb (Trump) military strike or just run his mouth underpants Nov 2018 #5

Pass your doobie, Bogart! (n/t) PJMcK Nov 2018 #6

Everything about him is fake. guillaumeb Nov 2018 #7

So your saying we could have a really nice early Christmas present liberal N proud Nov 2018 #8

born to be a con artist AlexSFCA Nov 2018 #9

Hope it's his version of fake malaise Nov 2018 #10

I hope the motherfucker strokes out and everything but his eyes and his pea brain are paralyzed demtenjeep Nov 2018 #11

Nah - they'd hire someone to do it Talitha Nov 2018 #18

If I had a dollar for every time someone here has "predicted" Trump would quit onenote Nov 2018 #14

Don't cha need a heart first? But, if he does, the only hospital that can fix it will be in Moscow. TheBlackAdder Nov 2018 #16

He will have intense pain in the groin -- not the heart. NCjack Nov 2018 #17

There are so many ways to kill him off that I think we should re-make Totally Tunsie Nov 2018 #19

Wasn't there a Supernatural episode like this? kurtcagle Nov 2018 #21

Sounds perfect! I've never seen Supernatural, so it's just a happy co-incidence, at best. Totally Tunsie Nov 2018 #39

Awesome! Lol. Nt ecstatic Nov 2018 #24

I have March of 2019 in the pool. Squinch Nov 2018 #20

Anyone remember the plot line from the movie "Dave" Haggis for Breakfast Nov 2018 #22

I love that movie vercetti2021 Nov 2018 #25

I didn't mean finding doppleganger, Haggis for Breakfast Nov 2018 #32

I've incorrectly predicted his departure too many times ecstatic Nov 2018 #23

There's no way he lives to see two terms if re-elected. RandySF Nov 2018 #26

I am betting on cancer before heart attack based on at140 Nov 2018 #27

While I agree golfers seem to be a rather heart healthy bunch... WePurrsevere Nov 2018 #33

Bing was an avid alcoholic in addition to being an avid golfer at140 Nov 2018 #40

Think his ego is too big for something like that...however... Xolodno Nov 2018 #28

He would be more likely to start a nuclear war to stay in office than fake a heart attack. Doodley Nov 2018 #29

Thought he'd feign illness before inauguration. But, oh heck no. Hope you are right. Hoyt Nov 2018 #30

You're 100% right on part of it for sure, duforsure Nov 2018 #34

Well it looks like all he was doing since election night malaise Nov 2018 #35

Trump's ego is larger than anything else DFW Nov 2018 #36

Agreed. Luciferous Nov 2018 #38