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jmowreader

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24. Cremate him and put him in his favorite NYC building

Tue Nov 10, 2020, 11:35 PM

Nov 2020

No, not the gaudy monstrosity on Fifth Avenue.

The Manhattan offices of the US Bankruptcy Court are at 1 Bowling Green, close to the southern tip of the island. And while they're climbing the steps with the urn (or the ziploc bag containing his ashes, same thing either way) they'll be singing the song Trump always sings when he goes there:

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Looking toward a brighter future, where do you think they should bury Trump? [View all] Thomas Hurt Nov 2020 OP

Flush him down his gold toilet? Karadeniz Nov 2020 #1

Came into the thread with the same thought ...nt Jarqui Nov 2020 #17

Can you even imagine how many flushes that will take? KentuckyWoman Nov 2020 #40

Under the prison he will die in? Eliot Rosewater Nov 2020 #2

Attica. CatMor Nov 2020 #14

This!👆 SheltieLover Nov 2020 #36

Somewhere that we can all.. luvs2sing Nov 2020 #3

At sea! Just off the Coast of Mar a Lago. aybe the sharks will have dinner. n/t napi21 Nov 2020 #4

Someplace where nobody cares whether grass will grow on it The Velveteen Ocelot Nov 2020 #5

On the contrary, he's full of fertilizer.... Klaralven Nov 2020 #19

Wherever NYC dumps its garbage. apnu Nov 2020 #6

Shark tank dweller Nov 2020 #7

It Would be really wise for him to chose cremation. Considering what ppl did to his Hollywood star Thekaspervote Nov 2020 #8

Sayyy I know a place near Four Seasons Total Landscaping! soothsayer Nov 2020 #34

Dispose him the same way they did bin laden still_one Nov 2020 #9

You beat me to it! grumpyduck Nov 2020 #29

After the enema tavernier Nov 2020 #10

After the enema Enterstageleft Nov 2020 #38

Anywhere but Arlington. PubliusEnigma Nov 2020 #11

They probably won't. DEbluedude Nov 2020 #12

Wherever the effluent from the NYC sewage treatment plant goes... RockRaven Nov 2020 #13

Aack! Did you never see C.H.U.D.??? soothsayer Nov 2020 #35

Out back of the penitentiary Hekate Nov 2020 #15

There was a bar I went to in Lima, Peru when I was in the Navy maxrandb Nov 2020 #16

Next to this one. keithbvadu2 Nov 2020 #18

....or beneath it....? lastlib Nov 2020 #23

Black Lives Matter Plaza. jls4561 Nov 2020 #20

Yucca Mountain--isn't that where they put radioactive waste? lastlib Nov 2020 #21

Fukishima. milestogo Nov 2020 #22

Cremate him and put him in his favorite NYC building jmowreader Nov 2020 #24

The precise coordinates where they dumped Osama Bin Laden. gordianot Nov 2020 #25

In the landfill closest to where he dies. nt Blue_true Nov 2020 #26

The Meadowlands. Along with Jimmy Hoffa. dhol82 Nov 2020 #27

Use the Zoroastrian "tower of silence" AmericanCanuck Nov 2020 #28

In a US Marine latrine in Vietnam PirateRo Nov 2020 #30

Near one of the polar ice caps Norbert Nov 2020 #31

I'm sure Russia has many fine cemetaries. Grokenstein Nov 2020 #32

Berkeley Pit superfund site. GemDigger Nov 2020 #33

Rupert Murdoch's front lawn. KY_EnviroGuy Nov 2020 #37

Chernobyl MoonlitKnight Nov 2020 #39

Downwind and uphill greenjar_01 Nov 2020 #41

Kilauea lpbk2713 Nov 2020 #42

at the Four Seasons (landscape headquarters, that is!) gopiscrap Nov 2020 #43

That's an easy one.... quickesst Nov 2020 #44

Does he have to be dead first? BlueIdaho Nov 2020 #45

The Mariana Trench liberaltrucker Nov 2020 #46