DU- let's give out the Trumpie Awards

[Laelth]

2. Nomination: For Extraordinary Service to the Republic

The McDonald’s franchise closest to the White House, for regularly (and at a moment’s notice) supplying the President with bountiful orders of quality hamberders and fries—comfort food that mercifully kept the President’s tiny, twitchy, index finger OFF of the nuclear button for four years. It has been reported that the franchise in question hired and retained dedicated 24-7 delivery staff solely for the purpose of making prompt deliveries to the White House.

For extraordinary service to the United States, I hereby nominate said franchise.

-Laelth