A friend has suggested that we call britt's insanity the ELSIE Act.

[joshcryer]

8. Exposing Ladies' Sensitive Information Everywhere

Had to convince Copilot to generate this but here's a bunch more:

Privacy:

Exposing Ladies’ Sensitive Information Everywhere
Endangering Liberty, Sacrificing Individual Expectations
Encroaching Lives, Surveillance Increases Exponentially
Eroding Levels of Security, Invasion of Expectations
Entering Lives, Snooping Intrusively Everyday

Bodily atonomy:

Encroaching Ladies’ Sovereignty, Invasion Escalates
Eroding Liberty, Sacrificing Individual Expectations
Exposing Ladies’ Sensitive Information Excessively
Endangering Ladies’ Security, Intrusive Enforcement
Enforced Legislation, Sacrificing Individual Empowerment