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Thunderbeast

(3,508 posts) Fri Aug 9, 2024, 06:46 PM Aug 9

Can we rise above the locker room humor: KILL THE COUCH MEME! [View all]

Come on folks. Many of us fell for the Twitter joke concerning Vance and a couch.

IT DID NOT HAPPEN!

If we want politics to be a more honorable and humane endeavor, WE must stop passing along lies too. Our credibility suffers the longer this continues

There is certainly enough fodder to exploit whenever J.D. Vance opens his mouth.

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/jd-vance-couch-sex-meme-creator_n_66a94103e4b0a3cd43f77791/amp

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Can we rise above the locker room humor: KILL THE COUCH MEME! [View all] Thunderbeast Aug 9 OP

I agree. Get rid of the couch. Joe Cool Aug 9 #1

Bwahahahahaha sheshe2 Aug 9 #73

Not cool at all! FHRRK Aug 9 #86

Heehee. Good one. brush Aug 9 #89

shagged the carpet!? FHRRK Aug 9 #95

that's awesome DoBW Aug 9 #144

Awesome!!!! Kick Demsrule86 Aug 10 #248

I heard it was a La-Z-boy! edisdead Aug 9 #122

... a fetish cushion,.. with a bottle of lube,.. and a clean up cloth. magicarpet Aug 9 #167

I'm betting it was a sexional. dchill Aug 9 #180

Kicking for visability... Demsrule86 Aug 11 #296

Kick for visability...we must help our couch friends. Demsrule86 Aug 10 #271

If JD got "into it" it would've been a hate seat, not a love seat Bucky Aug 10 #288

Nope, time to get with the times or get out of the way. Vance has big couch fucker energy and that's not our fault. DFab420 Aug 9 #2

The campaign can leave it behind biophile Aug 9 #12

I think the campaign should let Walz be Walz. DFab420 Aug 9 #15

. Hassin Bin Sober Aug 9 #3

I'm waiting for the Katy Perry parody song, "I Kised A Couch And I Liked It" TheBlackAdder Aug 9 #143

Or how about 'weird' Al? Weird Al and weird Vance seems reasonable. Demsrule86 Aug 9 #164

More cushion for the pushin'! Sky Jewels Aug 10 #204

He could double BattleRow Aug 10 #249

Concern noted. FSogol Aug 9 #4

Everybody knows it didn't happen, but that makes it even funnier Ocelot II Aug 9 #5

He so horny. TheBlackAdder Aug 9 #149

And there's that dog-eared, sticky IKEA catalog stuffed under his mattress... Ocelot II Aug 9 #150

Not until he addresses the nation... lame54 Aug 9 #6

The issue isn't truth. Blue Cape Aug 9 #9

Neither was Obama's lame54 Aug 9 #115

*sectional relations newdeal2 Aug 9 #10

Nice lame54 Aug 9 #116

Bravo! Bravo! Chef's Kiss! Just Bra-vo! edisdead Aug 9 #129

If in fact if he fucked the couch, he needs to apologize to the couch and the American people. Demsrule86 Aug 9 #168

Let's not forget Pizzagate TexasBushwhacker Aug 11 #303

🙄 ecstatic Aug 9 #7

Nope. nt Baltimike Aug 9 #8

Must be working well. Torchlight Aug 9 #11

Nope BrianTheEVGuy Aug 9 #13

Nah, not yet. We can still milk some political capital out of it. brush Aug 9 #14

Absolutely not. BannonsLiver Aug 9 #16

It's insensitive to ACTUAL couch fuckers!!!! edisdead Aug 9 #131

Think of the young couches... Demsrule86 Aug 9 #154

We are not going to let it go Keepthesoulalive Aug 9 #17

Many people are saying that he isn't denying it! Happy Hoosier Aug 9 #18

JD VANCE FUCKED A COUCH. LuckyCharms Aug 9 #19

It was a love seat. debm55 Aug 9 #21

JD VANCE FUCKED A LOVESEAT. LuckyCharms Aug 9 #25

It was a chairity fuck. LuvLoogie Aug 9 #63

.... chairity bawl.... and foreplay..... magicarpet Aug 11 #302

Both, he's a two-timing FFer MLAA Aug 9 #77

Cloth, leather, or pleather? agingdem Aug 9 #48

Apparently it was "pleatherable". Think. Again. Aug 9 #57

This is the win right here. edisdead Aug 9 #134

.... Think. Again. Aug 9 #148

thanks for giggle n/t Lulu KC Aug 9 #153

None MoseShrute Aug 9 #126

you win! agingdem Aug 9 #140

A Veteran Described JD Vance As Vladimir Futon The Other Day Rubyshoo Aug 10 #209

That is hillarious...it gives me much pleather. Demsrule86 Aug 10 #236

leather. Shady Vance likes the feel of leather. debm55 Aug 9 #137

It wasn't "love" it was purely sectional. Think. Again. Aug 9 #53

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, Sectional Desires. debm55 Aug 9 #138

Sectional healing. yardwork Aug 9 #166

Nope. Dems have been way too polite for far too long oregonjen Aug 9 #20

this right here Iris Aug 10 #215

and still ANOTHER newdayneeded Aug 9 #22

They've suffered so much. Can't we just Pinback Aug 9 #136

Think of it as our version of,... magicarpet Aug 9 #173

If he would just agree to the DNA test we could put this to sofabed. Pinback Aug 9 #182

Misinformation is OK when it comes from our side. TwilightZone Aug 9 #23

We all know it's a joke that's the difference. We're making fun, not actually believing the dude fucked a couch DFab420 Aug 9 #29

Not all of us Polybius Aug 9 #172

I insist it H2O Man Aug 9 #193

That's more of a testament to JD than anything, he looks like the type of guy to screw furniture uponit7771 Aug 10 #250

And yet, Marthe48 Aug 10 #260

really isn't much other way to read it stopdiggin Aug 9 #50

Are you realy trying to tie this to hitlers youth? edisdead Aug 9 #139

not really. kind of surprised it was actually taken that way stopdiggin Aug 9 #196

Once again.... edisdead Aug 10 #269

yep. have. and frankly, this sad little internet meme doesn't measure up. stopdiggin Aug 10 #272

It is joke and it is hillarious...a little ridicule and humor helps us... Demsrule86 Aug 11 #297

"anything that helps destroy .." stopdiggin Aug 11 #300

Yeah, joking about "having sectional relations with an item of furniture" RandomNumbers Aug 11 #298

As I type, jd is somewhere swiftboating Walz. He's tripling down on calling childless people sociopaths who ecstatic Aug 9 #85

Right?!?!?!?! edisdead Aug 9 #141

I was called a commie pinko for being a Democrat. BlueKota Aug 10 #274

Vance & Trump are already birtherizing Kamala, and are planning to Willie Horton her soon Hekate Aug 10 #210

To quote Foghorn Leghorn: "It's a joke, son." Scrivener7 Aug 9 #147

Too much pearl clutching around here. People need to relax and quit trying to control the fun. flying_wahini Aug 10 #285

WOULD THEY? Brainfodder Aug 9 #24

They would NEVER play nice, and neither should we. Meadowoak Aug 9 #69

Correct. Brainfodder Aug 9 #72

It's comedy gold, and we need to go there LearnedHand Aug 9 #26

If it's a thorn in their side I'm all for it. lpbk2713 Aug 9 #27

Hell no. Irish_Dem Aug 9 #28

As soon as I see unequivocal proof that Grown2Hate Aug 9 #30

Yeah...they all deny it you know...won't take resposbility for harming the poor forlorn couch. Demsrule86 Aug 9 #171

Exactly. Pinback Aug 9 #183

JD Vance needs to come on primetime news and explicitly state that he did not have relations with that couch. Intractable Aug 9 #31

Yes, and the interviewer, instead of asking "when did you stop beating your wife"... brush Aug 9 #102

LBJ would use this as a ploy against his political adversaries. magicarpet Aug 10 #266

Heehee. I never heard that one. LBJ was a shrewd one. brush Aug 10 #270

😹😹😹😹😹nope we can do it Aug 9 #32

when your opponent slings mud and the media help, you CANNOT just constantly play defense. unblock Aug 9 #33

Trump's going to lose kcr Aug 9 #34

Umm.. SocialDemocrat61 Aug 9 #35

Whoa there, easy!! That might be considered Carlitos Brigante Aug 9 #44

No. Itchinjim Aug 9 #36

He'll never live it down with stand-up comics or cartoonists but that won't suffice Hekate Aug 9 #37

No. Ive seen some of the vile things they are The Third Doctor Aug 9 #38

I'm going with what John Oliver said: Initech Aug 9 #39

Fuck that couch fucker. nt LexVegas Aug 9 #40

It's not locker room humor. GaYellowDawg Aug 9 #41

Absolutely not!!...we're done with "when they go low we go high"... agingdem Aug 9 #42

When they go low we go nuclear LearnedHand Aug 9 #58

Sure. Just as soon as they drop the swift boating, rsdsharp Aug 9 #43

THIS. THOSE EVIL M'FERS ARE STARTING TO SWIFTBOAT WALZ, LED BY THE GUY WHO DID IT TO KERRY Hekate Aug 9 #186

Add this: They plan to Willie Horton former prosecutor Kamala Harris. Bet on it. Hekate Aug 10 #212

They've already said that. I can't see that working. rsdsharp Aug 10 #217

We are dealing with people who purvey filth & lie with every breath Hekate Aug 10 #219

Details don matter Marthe48 Aug 10 #262

When THE CAMPAIGN signals it is time to drop, okay. Until then, keep it going. Stinky The Clown Aug 9 #45

This is very much like the concern trolls Wednesdays Aug 9 #201

Amen Stinky The Clown Aug 10 #205

fuck yo couch! is what JD would say!! Nimble_Idea Aug 9 #46

Nah, I'm up for anything that puts rightwingers in thier place and makes me laugh, too. Think. Again. Aug 9 #47

The couch had a NDA. nt doc03 Aug 9 #49

The couch need a lawyer...I am sure there may be sectional abuse involved. Vance needs to pay! Demsrule86 Aug 9 #159

When a man is trying to take away your freedoms, it's time to stop playing nice. Doodley Aug 9 #51

I'm kind of over it Lulu KC Aug 9 #52

That quip was a thing of beauty Hekate Aug 9 #188

No n/t malaise Aug 9 #54

LOL Skittles Aug 9 #55

thank you for your unwarranted concern NoRethugFriends Aug 9 #56

LOL. No. DarthDem Aug 9 #59

Hell to the no. Jirel Aug 9 #60

Nothing wrong with using couched language! JCMach1 Aug 9 #61

Mind your own damn business! See what I did there. For some it's fun. I trust the campaign to do Nanjeanne Aug 9 #62

JD Vance condom Cattledog Aug 9 #64

Aaaaaaa !!! - Flashbacks... Rubyshoo Aug 10 #216

Good one! Chasing Dreams Aug 10 #264

Jimmy Hamel (JD Vance) is a hetero-sectional. MontanaMama Aug 9 #65

Such violent rhetoric? Uncalled for! getagrip_already Aug 9 #66

Fuck that. (And I don't mean the couch.) regnaD kciN Aug 9 #67

No. "When they go low, we go high" didn't work so well. RedSpartan Aug 9 #68

The only way we're going to rise above It mercuryblues Aug 9 #70

HahahahahahahahahahahahahahHahHBa gay texan Aug 9 #71

Want to know how JD has been in your house? gay texan Aug 9 #74

Oh, screw the couch. muriel_volestrangler Aug 9 #75

I remain concerned for the couch...maybe a condom would not fit Demsrule86 Aug 9 #123

TSF mentioned a couch during his last press conference Red Mountain Aug 9 #76

Some people say the couch wasn't white, and made of stolen velour, but.... rzemanfl Aug 9 #78

Fine. He did not have sex with a couch... Maybe it was a Chaise Lounge or Futon? tulipsandroses Aug 9 #79

Awesome! Who is this guy? Hekate Aug 9 #189

Can we kill this thread? Klarkashton Aug 9 #80

No, avert your eyes... Demsrule86 Aug 9 #155

I love this thread. Think. Again. Aug 9 #156

Nope BlueInPhilly Aug 9 #163

Silly person. This is another Thread That Will Never Die Hekate Aug 9 #190

Never. H2O Man Aug 9 #195

I think we're missing a key point here... there was a latex glove involved so at least he was practicing safe sect[ional]. CincyDem Aug 9 #81

I am so so relieved to hear this... Demsrule86 Aug 9 #125

Allegedly Demsrule86 Aug 9 #151