Can we all agree, that any solution that does not require military action is great?

[DeSwiss]

40. HOW TO SUCCEED IN FOREIGN AFFAIRS WITHOUT REALLY TRYING

Obama, Kerry Are Idiot Savants Of Foreign Policy As Syria Agrees To Surrender Chemical Weapons Like Soonish


WONKETTE
2:15 pm September 10, 2013
by Alex Ruthrauff


[font size=1]Secretary of State John Kerry emerges from peace talks with
Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu.[/font]*

"Goodnight, dear."The story so far: Barack Obama said: “I am terrible at foreign policy, therefore I will say a bunch of stuff I only half-mean, such as that there’s a red line, and that I’m going to bomb everybody, but it will be obvious I don’t want to, and everyone will think I’m a moron.”

Then John Kerry said: “I am even worse at foreign policy than the president and I can say definitively that what is about to happen will never happen.” (KERRY: “[Assad] could turn over every single bit of his chemical weapons to the international community in the next week … He isn’t about to do it, and it can’t be done, obviously.”)

Then — HUH!? — Syria said: “Here, actually you can have all our chemical weapons that we did not use and would never use, we are pretty good at murdering people without them after all.”

Then Russia said: “We are relevant again!”

Then John McCain said: “I would still like to bomb somebody, please.”

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[font size=1]* - DeSwiss' Poetic License # 1234567[/font]

- You know what the best part for me is? It's that I couldn't give a rat's ass who gets credit here. The eleventy-dimensional chess player. The iron-jawed SOS with a bad memory of what a war is. The mutant killer-dictator -- son of a mutant killer-dictator who is just like good ol' dad. The KGB agent who done good and became President of Valhalla. Not even John ''Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, Iran'' McCain. It doesn't matter in the slightest. I'm just glad we won't be killing babies in Syria anytime soon.

So that just leaves the babies in Afghanistan, Yemen, Pakistan and of course, the US to worry about......

K&R