After retiring to BumpInTheRoad, MidWest, I had to give up one of my favorite amusements: chuckling over the headlines on the 'news' tabloids at supermarket checkout counters. Got one woman furious at me when I was almost ROFL; I gasped, "Who in the world is stupid enough to believe that crap?" She chewed me out but good. Since I had to wait on a nearby bench for my friend to finish shopping, I saw that woman take the one I'd been laughing about and buy it. When she walked past the bench, I could swear she tried to run over my toes with that damn cart.
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None of the above needs to be taken in any negative way by or about the LGBT community. I'm only poking fun at some of the more outrageously false stories carried in tabloids and the people who believe those stories, not genuine variations in sexual anatomy. Thank you! 
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