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panader0

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3. an out-of-stater is visiting a rich friend in Texas.

Reply to Playinghardball (Original post)

Sun May 18, 2014, 01:50 PM

May 2014

The Texas friend is showing him his huge home, offering him large drinks and bragging on and on about how everything is bigger in Texas. Finally the out-of-stater asked where the bathroom was. "Down the hall and to the left." the guy went down the hall and to the right, walked in and fell in a pool. When he surfaced he managed to yell "Don't flush it!"

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Everything is BIGGER in Texas!! [View all] Playinghardball May 2014 OP

From JuanitaJean hobbit709 May 2014 #1

Bigger BSers Faux pas May 2014 #2

an out-of-stater is visiting a rich friend in Texas. panader0 May 2014 #3

It is pretty bad here. Rozlee May 2014 #4

Texas does have their share of morons Terra Alta May 2014 #5

Don't forget Leticia Van de Putte! WhiteTara May 2014 #6