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138. NCRaleighLiberal

Fri Feb 6, 2015, 08:50 PM

Feb 2015

would be attempting to crossbreed a tomato that would leave the actors without voices and physical bodies, the director with out a soul, and the producer sitting on the toilet for so long that his body became mummified.

They would bury it in his tomb in the New Mexico desert with the ET nintendo cartridges as a fitting place for his remains.

NCRaleigh liberal would shower the people with tomatoes, peppers and great joy. All would be well as we feasted on top quality produce.

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It's Been Resolved? This Week Is SI Cover, Next Week is the 50 Shades of Grey Movie? [View all] msanthrope Feb 2015 OP

LOL! HappyMe Feb 2015 #1

Just so it doesn't have to be me. greatauntoftriplets Feb 2015 #2

In honor of Cooking and Baking.... msanthrope Feb 2015 #20

Bwa ha ha ha ha! greatauntoftriplets Feb 2015 #27

Too vanilla. I like the earthiness of twine, myself.....nt msanthrope Feb 2015 #35

Just poke it with toothpicks Aerows Feb 2015 #146

Skewer it, you mean? nt msanthrope Feb 2015 #150

Oh, well Aerows Feb 2015 #151

OMG... Historic NY Feb 2015 #85

ON that thought there is a DUer who could do it in the same style as he does his memerable azurnoir Feb 2015 #103

Added above.... msanthrope Feb 2015 #106

MISSING -- Nuclear Unicorn Feb 2015 #3

I was afraid of the filing I would get if I included laserhaas.....nt msanthrope Feb 2015 #16

"I was afraid of the filing I would get..." Nuclear Unicorn Feb 2015 #43

I'm sure there's a Random Taitz Generator out there on the web. Maybe it would work in reverse? nt msanthrope Feb 2015 #44

Next week, Jenny McCarthy will have a cigarette outside Olive Garden while closeupready Feb 2015 #4

Her UNVACCINATED pitbull!!1! Cal Carpenter Feb 2015 #14

Eating Aerows Feb 2015 #147

You just motivated me to do a web search... jmowreader Feb 2015 #37

LOL! polly7 Feb 2015 #5

Missed *you* Polly Aerows Feb 2015 #149

You're completely wrong about Manny... brooklynite Feb 2015 #6

Christian Grey. PeaceNikki Feb 2015 #10

Not to his 1%er friends... brooklynite Feb 2015 #19

You could have a salon about the movie!!! msanthrope Feb 2015 #24

We would end up with a long Hillary HappyMe Feb 2015 #31

Actually Andy823 Feb 2015 #96

Kick and bind and gag and recommend! pinboy3niner Feb 2015 #7

fook. that was my first thought. NYC_SKP Feb 2015 #15

I hear graham is up 4 anything. :) nt pinboy3niner Feb 2015 #41

You know, I always look at your name and wonder what you did with the other 66. nt msanthrope Feb 2015 #125

105? pinboy3niner Feb 2015 #131

The first time I ever read your name, I misread it as msanthrope Feb 2015 #137

Ha! pinboy3niner Feb 2015 #145

I figured it was a callsign...and once I saw your name a few times, it straightened out in msanthrope Feb 2015 #148

I'll do it!!! I'm single and have no shame about my love for junk TV, books and films. PeaceNikki Feb 2015 #8

you said junktv elehhhhna Feb 2015 #105

LOL! It ain't gonna be me LadyHawkAZ Feb 2015 #9

Holy crap, well done! great white snark Feb 2015 #11

In context of your username, I take that as a great compliment. nt msanthrope Feb 2015 #29

The metaphysical manifestation of such a move seveneyes Feb 2015 #12

NYC_SKP would promote, nay, create: "50 Shades of SI", (Spring Tapir Edition). NYC_SKP Feb 2015 #13

Nadin could give us the skinny AND pics with the good rig pinboy3niner Feb 2015 #17

Or hail....nt msanthrope Feb 2015 #18

Or detached turbine blades..... FSogol Feb 2015 #26

... greatauntoftriplets Feb 2015 #34

That's not irradiated milk, is it? nt msanthrope Feb 2015 #73

The gods forbid! greatauntoftriplets Feb 2015 #77

That would be a negative... Phentex Feb 2015 #78

Now, now, be nice pinboy3niner Feb 2015 #80

Oh, I'm a fan of hers... Phentex Feb 2015 #83

Will Pitt would insist that Christian Grey was indicted on rape charges and will be in custody in 24 PeaceNikki Feb 2015 #21

But would Will call him a POSUCS? nt msanthrope Feb 2015 #36

Perhaps. PeaceNikki Feb 2015 #47

There's at least a book or two in that! nt msanthrope Feb 2015 #91

Why watch it? We can all comment without learning anything about it, just like normal. FSogol Feb 2015 #22

Damn straight jberryhill Feb 2015 #28

It's an outrage! FSogol Feb 2015 #33

Thread win at 3:29PM!!! Rex Feb 2015 #97

I'll have to rest up for that one jberryhill Feb 2015 #23

Maybe you could come up with a compensatory damages amount for anyone who msanthrope Feb 2015 #40

Hmmm.... jberryhill Feb 2015 #51

Could I get away with assigning law students to write a potential disclaimer for 50 Shades? msanthrope Feb 2015 #52

I nominate Morpheus ... 1StrongBlackMan Feb 2015 #25

I can't even imagine the humorless alert messages that would generate from HOF.... msanthrope Feb 2015 #62

I still think we should close GIF/MO. nt pinboy3niner Feb 2015 #68

Personally, I think it's HOF that's the 8th amendment violation. nt msanthrope Feb 2015 #70

to have on hand when watching... handmade34 Feb 2015 #30

If only Random Thoughts were still here pinboy3niner Feb 2015 #32

But we'd have to see that creepy-ass Burgess Meredith pic.....that gave me the willies. nt msanthrope Feb 2015 #38

Yeah. HappyMe Feb 2015 #42

Like an evil Penguin! pinboy3niner Feb 2015 #48

I was thinking along the lines Aerows Feb 2015 #140

LOL, it can't be me and you're right. I would have delivered it on my radio show! stevenleser Feb 2015 #39

Anything for the ratings, Steve!!! Maybe you could have the Rude Pundit msanthrope Feb 2015 #126

AHA! I've got the PERFECT DUer for this! pinboy3niner Feb 2015 #45

It might surpass this---- msanthrope Feb 2015 #49

The most perfect post for a Friday afternoon in DU history onenote Feb 2015 #46

I thank you!!! nt msanthrope Feb 2015 #50

I have to agree Aerows Feb 2015 #153

I nominate Another Liberal, who could tell us why the Ukrainian fascists were responsible HERVEPA Feb 2015 #53

"NATO is responsible for that insipid movie. Fearless Leader tried to warn us." FSogol Feb 2015 #117

Hey, this is great--Better Know Your Fellow DUers. classof56 Feb 2015 #54

We have you in mind to review the sequel, 79 Shades of Gray, just 2 years away pinboy3niner Feb 2015 #59

Awesome! Can't thank you enough. classof56 Feb 2015 #75

Happy Birthday to you Classof56 sheshe2 Feb 2015 #81

Happy Birthday!!! nt msanthrope Feb 2015 #123

Two words: Library Girl! pinboy3niner Feb 2015 #55

She'd call them shillbots for big pharma, despite a lack of any evidence... greatauntoftriplets Feb 2015 #56

I'm not sure EL James isn't Library Girl---they both have the same literary merit. nt msanthrope Feb 2015 #58

She'd sign up as "xenu's liliputian safeword" Warren DeMontague Feb 2015 #109

I'm looking forward to the film Blue_Adept Feb 2015 #57

Ha, Ha! blackspade Feb 2015 #60

"Sid Dithers could write a review completely in smilies." BeanMusical Feb 2015 #61

His entire review would be a MIRT batsignal. :) nt pinboy3niner Feb 2015 #63

Add one or two more, and you've got the longest post Sid's ever made. msanthrope Feb 2015 #64

Lol! BeanMusical Feb 2015 #67

I hope none of them are! JustAnotherGen Feb 2015 #65

50 shades trailer in Legos ismnotwasm Feb 2015 #66

I suspect the Legos are more animated than the actors...OMG that was funny! I raise you a Gottfried: msanthrope Feb 2015 #69

Oh crap! No way ismnotwasm Feb 2015 #71

That is my all time favorite. Warren DeMontague Feb 2015 #129

This message was self-deleted by its author rhett o rick Feb 2015 #72

Added you above..... msanthrope Feb 2015 #94

Gotta hand it to you, rhett ... NanceGreggs Feb 2015 #152

This message was self-deleted by its author rhett o rick Feb 2015 #156

That thread will require extra hifiguy Feb 2015 #74

As relevant subjects and news on DU are becoming more rare Ilsa Feb 2015 #76

50 Shades of GD is a movie I'd go see in a heartbeat pinboy3niner Feb 2015 #79

I'll wait for the Mystery Science Theater 3000 version. FSogol Feb 2015 #124

I want the version Aerows Feb 2015 #155

You must be so fun at parties! (Look, it's Friday afternoon---laugh a little!) nt msanthrope Feb 2015 #93

It's been a long week. No party today. nt Ilsa Feb 2015 #100

Does Anyone Here Even WANT To See That Movie? Teutonic Samuel Feb 2015 #82

It's literally objectifying. Orsino Feb 2015 #90

You would have to tie me down to see that movie. Baitball Blogger Feb 2015 #102

Awesome thread msantrope sheshe2 Feb 2015 #84

If you can't laugh at your friends.....who can you laugh at!!! Thanks for being a good sport! nt msanthrope Feb 2015 #122

Lol~ sheshe2 Feb 2015 #135

Well done! zappaman Feb 2015 #86

I was going to make a funny comment about her husband pinboy3niner Feb 2015 #88

Google U is giving out doctorates now? nt msanthrope Feb 2015 #99

Love it! Bobbie Jo Feb 2015 #87

Damn, I need a trademark nxylas Feb 2015 #89

I think somebody's already got that one, so you're a bit tardis pinboy3niner Feb 2015 #92

I'd send YOU, because I know you are a lawyer and must make the big bucks. Rex Feb 2015 #95

I take my own. Rules, schmules. nt msanthrope Feb 2015 #98

Ah a maverick lawyer that plays by his own rules! Rex Feb 2015 #101

Her own rules, as my username would indicate. msanthrope Feb 2015 #104

Ha never noticed that, you are missing the I! Rex Feb 2015 #114

I unabashedly sneak in the Twizzlers from the dollar store. Screw em!! nt msanthrope Feb 2015 #120

Baby steps. One day the Oligarchs of Film will be brought down! Rex Feb 2015 #130

It needs to have "I Feel Good" cue in at the end of the voiceover, as I lead a movement msanthrope Feb 2015 #136

You really want 72 billable hours for having a lawyer watch a 2 hour movie? FSogol Feb 2015 #110

As long as someone else pays for it, sure why not. Rex Feb 2015 #115

You, sir, then inserted a shoe horn into... AngryAmish Feb 2015 #107

You know, you once wrote the funniest post about cow shit I ever read--- msanthrope Feb 2015 #111

You left me out. Warren DeMontague Feb 2015 #108

You are mentioned upthread--we want you to go and bring your sketchbook!!! msanthrope Feb 2015 #118

graywarrior's definitely out, due to her, um, mallardy pinboy3niner Feb 2015 #112

Thread OP survived the jury. Paulie Feb 2015 #113

Do you have the results??????? nt msanthrope Feb 2015 #116

Uh oh zappaman Feb 2015 #133

Yes but it doesn't add anything to this thread Paulie Feb 2015 #154

Well that goes to show that there is at least one person on DU without any sense of humor. Rex Feb 2015 #134

Swamp Rat: Warren DeMontague Feb 2015 #119

OH HELL!!!! What a blast from the past!!!! That's awesome!!! nt msanthrope Feb 2015 #121

Anybody have the jury results???? nt msanthrope Feb 2015 #127

Say now! I resemble that deeply. MineralMan Feb 2015 #128

You are a very technical writer..... msanthrope Feb 2015 #139

Indeed. MineralMan Feb 2015 #143

A funny thing happened to Aerows on the way to the theatre Aerows Feb 2015 #132

You are a good sport.....nt msanthrope Feb 2015 #142

NCRaleighLiberal Aerows Feb 2015 #138

And I thought I felt unclean after watching "Gone Girl". Initech Feb 2015 #141

I still think Aerows Feb 2015 #144