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Initech

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141. And I thought I felt unclean after watching "Gone Girl".

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Fri Feb 6, 2015, 08:54 PM

Feb 2015

No way in hell will I be watching 50 Shades Of Grey.

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It's Been Resolved? This Week Is SI Cover, Next Week is the 50 Shades of Grey Movie? [View all] msanthrope Feb 2015 OP

LOL! HappyMe Feb 2015 #1

Just so it doesn't have to be me. greatauntoftriplets Feb 2015 #2

In honor of Cooking and Baking.... msanthrope Feb 2015 #20

Bwa ha ha ha ha! greatauntoftriplets Feb 2015 #27

Too vanilla. I like the earthiness of twine, myself.....nt msanthrope Feb 2015 #35

Just poke it with toothpicks Aerows Feb 2015 #146

Skewer it, you mean? nt msanthrope Feb 2015 #150

Oh, well Aerows Feb 2015 #151

OMG... Historic NY Feb 2015 #85

ON that thought there is a DUer who could do it in the same style as he does his memerable azurnoir Feb 2015 #103

Added above.... msanthrope Feb 2015 #106

MISSING -- Nuclear Unicorn Feb 2015 #3

I was afraid of the filing I would get if I included laserhaas.....nt msanthrope Feb 2015 #16

"I was afraid of the filing I would get..." Nuclear Unicorn Feb 2015 #43

I'm sure there's a Random Taitz Generator out there on the web. Maybe it would work in reverse? nt msanthrope Feb 2015 #44

Next week, Jenny McCarthy will have a cigarette outside Olive Garden while closeupready Feb 2015 #4

Her UNVACCINATED pitbull!!1! Cal Carpenter Feb 2015 #14

Eating Aerows Feb 2015 #147

You just motivated me to do a web search... jmowreader Feb 2015 #37

LOL! polly7 Feb 2015 #5

Missed *you* Polly Aerows Feb 2015 #149

You're completely wrong about Manny... brooklynite Feb 2015 #6

Christian Grey. PeaceNikki Feb 2015 #10

Not to his 1%er friends... brooklynite Feb 2015 #19

You could have a salon about the movie!!! msanthrope Feb 2015 #24

We would end up with a long Hillary HappyMe Feb 2015 #31

Actually Andy823 Feb 2015 #96

Kick and bind and gag and recommend! pinboy3niner Feb 2015 #7

fook. that was my first thought. NYC_SKP Feb 2015 #15

I hear graham is up 4 anything. :) nt pinboy3niner Feb 2015 #41

You know, I always look at your name and wonder what you did with the other 66. nt msanthrope Feb 2015 #125

105? pinboy3niner Feb 2015 #131

The first time I ever read your name, I misread it as msanthrope Feb 2015 #137

Ha! pinboy3niner Feb 2015 #145

I figured it was a callsign...and once I saw your name a few times, it straightened out in msanthrope Feb 2015 #148

I'll do it!!! I'm single and have no shame about my love for junk TV, books and films. PeaceNikki Feb 2015 #8

you said junktv elehhhhna Feb 2015 #105

LOL! It ain't gonna be me LadyHawkAZ Feb 2015 #9

Holy crap, well done! great white snark Feb 2015 #11

In context of your username, I take that as a great compliment. nt msanthrope Feb 2015 #29

The metaphysical manifestation of such a move seveneyes Feb 2015 #12

NYC_SKP would promote, nay, create: "50 Shades of SI", (Spring Tapir Edition). NYC_SKP Feb 2015 #13

Nadin could give us the skinny AND pics with the good rig pinboy3niner Feb 2015 #17

Or hail....nt msanthrope Feb 2015 #18

Or detached turbine blades..... FSogol Feb 2015 #26

... greatauntoftriplets Feb 2015 #34

That's not irradiated milk, is it? nt msanthrope Feb 2015 #73

The gods forbid! greatauntoftriplets Feb 2015 #77

That would be a negative... Phentex Feb 2015 #78

Now, now, be nice pinboy3niner Feb 2015 #80

Oh, I'm a fan of hers... Phentex Feb 2015 #83

Will Pitt would insist that Christian Grey was indicted on rape charges and will be in custody in 24 PeaceNikki Feb 2015 #21

But would Will call him a POSUCS? nt msanthrope Feb 2015 #36

Perhaps. PeaceNikki Feb 2015 #47

There's at least a book or two in that! nt msanthrope Feb 2015 #91

Why watch it? We can all comment without learning anything about it, just like normal. FSogol Feb 2015 #22

Damn straight jberryhill Feb 2015 #28

It's an outrage! FSogol Feb 2015 #33

Thread win at 3:29PM!!! Rex Feb 2015 #97

I'll have to rest up for that one jberryhill Feb 2015 #23

Maybe you could come up with a compensatory damages amount for anyone who msanthrope Feb 2015 #40

Hmmm.... jberryhill Feb 2015 #51

Could I get away with assigning law students to write a potential disclaimer for 50 Shades? msanthrope Feb 2015 #52

I nominate Morpheus ... 1StrongBlackMan Feb 2015 #25

I can't even imagine the humorless alert messages that would generate from HOF.... msanthrope Feb 2015 #62

I still think we should close GIF/MO. nt pinboy3niner Feb 2015 #68

Personally, I think it's HOF that's the 8th amendment violation. nt msanthrope Feb 2015 #70

to have on hand when watching... handmade34 Feb 2015 #30

If only Random Thoughts were still here pinboy3niner Feb 2015 #32

But we'd have to see that creepy-ass Burgess Meredith pic.....that gave me the willies. nt msanthrope Feb 2015 #38

Yeah. HappyMe Feb 2015 #42

Like an evil Penguin! pinboy3niner Feb 2015 #48

I was thinking along the lines Aerows Feb 2015 #140

LOL, it can't be me and you're right. I would have delivered it on my radio show! stevenleser Feb 2015 #39

Anything for the ratings, Steve!!! Maybe you could have the Rude Pundit msanthrope Feb 2015 #126

AHA! I've got the PERFECT DUer for this! pinboy3niner Feb 2015 #45

It might surpass this---- msanthrope Feb 2015 #49

The most perfect post for a Friday afternoon in DU history onenote Feb 2015 #46

I thank you!!! nt msanthrope Feb 2015 #50

I have to agree Aerows Feb 2015 #153

I nominate Another Liberal, who could tell us why the Ukrainian fascists were responsible HERVEPA Feb 2015 #53

"NATO is responsible for that insipid movie. Fearless Leader tried to warn us." FSogol Feb 2015 #117

Hey, this is great--Better Know Your Fellow DUers. classof56 Feb 2015 #54

We have you in mind to review the sequel, 79 Shades of Gray, just 2 years away pinboy3niner Feb 2015 #59

Awesome! Can't thank you enough. classof56 Feb 2015 #75

Happy Birthday to you Classof56 sheshe2 Feb 2015 #81

Happy Birthday!!! nt msanthrope Feb 2015 #123

Two words: Library Girl! pinboy3niner Feb 2015 #55

She'd call them shillbots for big pharma, despite a lack of any evidence... greatauntoftriplets Feb 2015 #56

I'm not sure EL James isn't Library Girl---they both have the same literary merit. nt msanthrope Feb 2015 #58

She'd sign up as "xenu's liliputian safeword" Warren DeMontague Feb 2015 #109

I'm looking forward to the film Blue_Adept Feb 2015 #57

Ha, Ha! blackspade Feb 2015 #60

"Sid Dithers could write a review completely in smilies." BeanMusical Feb 2015 #61

His entire review would be a MIRT batsignal. :) nt pinboy3niner Feb 2015 #63

Add one or two more, and you've got the longest post Sid's ever made. msanthrope Feb 2015 #64

Lol! BeanMusical Feb 2015 #67

I hope none of them are! JustAnotherGen Feb 2015 #65

50 shades trailer in Legos ismnotwasm Feb 2015 #66

I suspect the Legos are more animated than the actors...OMG that was funny! I raise you a Gottfried: msanthrope Feb 2015 #69

Oh crap! No way ismnotwasm Feb 2015 #71

That is my all time favorite. Warren DeMontague Feb 2015 #129

This message was self-deleted by its author rhett o rick Feb 2015 #72

Added you above..... msanthrope Feb 2015 #94

Gotta hand it to you, rhett ... NanceGreggs Feb 2015 #152

This message was self-deleted by its author rhett o rick Feb 2015 #156

That thread will require extra hifiguy Feb 2015 #74

As relevant subjects and news on DU are becoming more rare Ilsa Feb 2015 #76

50 Shades of GD is a movie I'd go see in a heartbeat pinboy3niner Feb 2015 #79

I'll wait for the Mystery Science Theater 3000 version. FSogol Feb 2015 #124

I want the version Aerows Feb 2015 #155

You must be so fun at parties! (Look, it's Friday afternoon---laugh a little!) nt msanthrope Feb 2015 #93

It's been a long week. No party today. nt Ilsa Feb 2015 #100

Does Anyone Here Even WANT To See That Movie? Teutonic Samuel Feb 2015 #82

It's literally objectifying. Orsino Feb 2015 #90

You would have to tie me down to see that movie. Baitball Blogger Feb 2015 #102

Awesome thread msantrope sheshe2 Feb 2015 #84

If you can't laugh at your friends.....who can you laugh at!!! Thanks for being a good sport! nt msanthrope Feb 2015 #122

Lol~ sheshe2 Feb 2015 #135

Well done! zappaman Feb 2015 #86

I was going to make a funny comment about her husband pinboy3niner Feb 2015 #88

Google U is giving out doctorates now? nt msanthrope Feb 2015 #99

Love it! Bobbie Jo Feb 2015 #87

Damn, I need a trademark nxylas Feb 2015 #89

I think somebody's already got that one, so you're a bit tardis pinboy3niner Feb 2015 #92

I'd send YOU, because I know you are a lawyer and must make the big bucks. Rex Feb 2015 #95

I take my own. Rules, schmules. nt msanthrope Feb 2015 #98

Ah a maverick lawyer that plays by his own rules! Rex Feb 2015 #101

Her own rules, as my username would indicate. msanthrope Feb 2015 #104

Ha never noticed that, you are missing the I! Rex Feb 2015 #114

I unabashedly sneak in the Twizzlers from the dollar store. Screw em!! nt msanthrope Feb 2015 #120

Baby steps. One day the Oligarchs of Film will be brought down! Rex Feb 2015 #130

It needs to have "I Feel Good" cue in at the end of the voiceover, as I lead a movement msanthrope Feb 2015 #136

You really want 72 billable hours for having a lawyer watch a 2 hour movie? FSogol Feb 2015 #110

As long as someone else pays for it, sure why not. Rex Feb 2015 #115

You, sir, then inserted a shoe horn into... AngryAmish Feb 2015 #107

You know, you once wrote the funniest post about cow shit I ever read--- msanthrope Feb 2015 #111

You left me out. Warren DeMontague Feb 2015 #108

You are mentioned upthread--we want you to go and bring your sketchbook!!! msanthrope Feb 2015 #118

graywarrior's definitely out, due to her, um, mallardy pinboy3niner Feb 2015 #112

Thread OP survived the jury. Paulie Feb 2015 #113

Do you have the results??????? nt msanthrope Feb 2015 #116

Uh oh zappaman Feb 2015 #133

Yes but it doesn't add anything to this thread Paulie Feb 2015 #154

Well that goes to show that there is at least one person on DU without any sense of humor. Rex Feb 2015 #134

Swamp Rat: Warren DeMontague Feb 2015 #119

OH HELL!!!! What a blast from the past!!!! That's awesome!!! nt msanthrope Feb 2015 #121

Anybody have the jury results???? nt msanthrope Feb 2015 #127

Say now! I resemble that deeply. MineralMan Feb 2015 #128

You are a very technical writer..... msanthrope Feb 2015 #139

Indeed. MineralMan Feb 2015 #143

A funny thing happened to Aerows on the way to the theatre Aerows Feb 2015 #132

You are a good sport.....nt msanthrope Feb 2015 #142

NCRaleighLiberal Aerows Feb 2015 #138

And I thought I felt unclean after watching "Gone Girl". Initech Feb 2015 #141

I still think Aerows Feb 2015 #144