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eilen

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43. Cousins.. (Hey, why can't I post an image here?)

Sun Dec 25, 2016, 07:45 PM

Dec 2016

Meet Adolf, who's lived most everywhere,
And rallied up in Nuremberg Square.
But Donny just prefers the sights.
A guy can see from Trump Tower Heights --
What a crazy pair!
But they're cousins,
Identical cousins all the way.
One pair of matching bookends,
Different as night and day.
Where Adolf adores a Straussian waltz,
Wiezen brew, a Wagner Operette
Our Donny loves to rock and roll,
A hot model makes him lose control --
What a wild duet!
Still, they're cousins,
Identical cousins and you'll find,
They laugh alike, they walk alike,
At times they even talk alike --
You can lose your mind,
When cousins are two of a kind.

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Internet ridicules Trumps narcissistic Christmas tweet: 'No family, no warmth, just a tiny fist &... [View all] DonViejo Dec 2016 OP

Gaahh! There's a Christmas greeting for ya - The Velveteen Ocelot Dec 2016 #1

Seriously... talk about a "white power" dog whistle! Guess we should be happy... was expecting the "Heil Hitler" Nazi salute! InAbLuEsTaTe Dec 2016 #23

Yeah, photographer crouched at his feet so the camera angle Warpy Dec 2016 #26

Also downplays his massive double chin. KittyWampus Dec 2016 #30

Double? I count four of them Warpy Dec 2016 #35

Just imagine Obama releasing an Xmas Tweet all alone fist clenched. Cattledog Dec 2016 #2

So true... the guy hasn't even taken the oath of office yet, and scares the livin shit outta me! InAbLuEsTaTe Dec 2016 #25

Wow mercuryblues Dec 2016 #3

That is really disturbing. Demit Dec 2016 #4

White Power? KittyWampus Dec 2016 #31

That's what crossed my mind. mountain grammy Dec 2016 #34

The Narcissist-in-Chief managed to make Christmas about himself. Ilsa Dec 2016 #5

But we have that arms race to look forward to gratuitous Dec 2016 #8

Um... reminds me of.... uh.... just a minute here.... lambchopp59 Dec 2016 #6

oh god bdamomma Dec 2016 #7

Yeah Goodwin doesn't apply when it comes to discussing 47of74 Dec 2016 #17

It is pretty obvious where Orange Hitler gets his inspiration. nt SunSeeker Dec 2016 #19

welcome to du. niyad Dec 2016 #49

LOL... thanx anyway... I'm nightscanner repackaged since the post election hacking lambchopp59 Dec 2016 #50

well, we are glad you are here, under whatever name, niyad Dec 2016 #52

So he really is a short-fingered vulgarian. Eugene Dec 2016 #9

True Story: The fist is so small, I thought it was photoshopped lunasun Dec 2016 #10

He has to be the most clueless man on the planet... Lucinda Dec 2016 #11

and then come the morons WHO voted for him. zippythepinhead Dec 2016 #12

"I also love that it's just him, no family, no warmth, just a tiny fist and a tree." dhill926 Dec 2016 #13

Every time I see his hands I think about the Kristin Wiig character DURHAM D Dec 2016 #14

Trying to identify the emotions this evokes. summerschild Dec 2016 #15

Funny canetoad Dec 2016 #36

He's being Putin's Personal Fluffer 47of74 Dec 2016 #16

He's a narcissist, among other things matt819 Dec 2016 #18

I wonder if that's another old growth tree cut just for him? bitterross Dec 2016 #20

The last "victory rally" they cut down a huge tree in the park as his backdrop. KittyWampus Dec 2016 #32

The Con-man-der in Chief doing what he does best greatbaldeagle Dec 2016 #21

Have a White Power Christmas! moondust Dec 2016 #22

Merry Fistmas. Tommy_Carcetti Dec 2016 #24

"Merry Fistmas" - 3catwoman3 Dec 2016 #27

I laughed and then I cried. KittyWampus Dec 2016 #33

Is that picture a joke? Is that actually the Christmas Greeting cry baby Dec 2016 #28

He wants to truck to honk its horn. underpants Dec 2016 #29

Here's a better picture oberliner Dec 2016 #37

Maybe it all went down like this: The Velveteen Ocelot Dec 2016 #38

And I thought holding a fist up and fist bumps in general eilen Dec 2016 #39

What a pathetic, mean, little man he is. Hekate Dec 2016 #40

This one is kind of funny.. Cha Dec 2016 #42

Oh gross.. How stupid.. typical narcississtic dump. You'd think he'd want to Cha Dec 2016 #41

Cousins.. (Hey, why can't I post an image here?) eilen Dec 2016 #43

So, no family pic huh? Just you with a teeny tiny fist raised. Cha Dec 2016 #44

It's Fistivus - for the rist of us jpak Dec 2016 #45

Where's the happy Chanukah, Kwanzaa greeting, ConDon? JudyM Dec 2016 #46

a clenched fist? surprised it wasn't the nazi salute. niyad Dec 2016 #47

Anagram for "Merry Christmas" trusty elf Dec 2016 #48

Just pathetic. greatauntoftriplets Dec 2016 #51