Hurricane Barbie in stiletto heels....

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25. Or as Geoffrey Zakarian of The Food Network would thunder,

HE'S AT WORK AT THE WHITE HOUSE AND HE'S NOT WEARING A SUIT AND TIE!!!!!!!!!!111!!1111!1!!!

Jerk actually posted that critique of President Obama after seeing a photo of the President in the Oval Office dealing with some crisis that had just erupted - on a Saturday afternoon. And he was in his shirt sleeves and casual pants, having abruptly dropped everything to hurry to work from where he'd been relaxing in the family living quarters. On a Saturday afternoon.

I'll never forget that, and I enjoy spreading that around. I can't watch Zakarian anymore without thinking about that, and then switching the channel. I don't care if he's an Iron Chef. In my book, he now sucks.