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(2,900 posts)The main attraction in the center of the darkened complex will be a razor wire caged Giuliani Memorial Bounce House where visitors can shout their favorite conspiracies at the top of their lungs.
Due to the enormity of the empty structure; visitors will experience the echo chamber effect of their ideas in a cacophony of ecstatic delight.
A state of the art lighting system will display an array of strobe lighting at an astonishing 35 Hz to give visitors a tantalizing sense of stopped motion!
Of course all this mesmerizing sensory overload will undoubtedly create a hunger that only deeply fried poultry can satisfy. A visit to the commissary will provide all the congealed delights that your arteries are sure to absorb!
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