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In reply to the discussion: UK police: Spy whose body was found in padlocked gym bag probably died by accident [View all]1StrongBlackMan
(31,849 posts)15. Reminds me of the old joke ...
A {insert the name of an old south state} Sheriff is called to a horrific scene ... A Black man, hanging from a tree by the neck. He had clearly been shot, stabbed before being set on fire.
The sheriff took one look and said, "Worst case of suicide I ever done seen."
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UK police: Spy whose body was found in padlocked gym bag probably died by accident [View all]
jakeXT
Nov 2013
OP
He must have been cleaning the inside of the bag in the shower when he slipped and died. n/t
Ian David
Nov 2013
#3
As a parent of a ADD kid (who is also a very high achiever), I find your joke in poor taste.
olddad56
Nov 2013
#30
So he died accidentally trying out a new magic act where he climbs into a gym bag, zips
louslobbs
Nov 2013
#13
... a post-mortem examination .. failed to determine the cause of death ... Pathologists said
struggle4progress
Nov 2013
#25
... MI6 .. failed to report Williams missing for days after he did not show up at work ...
struggle4progress
Nov 2013
#26
Henry Marshall, died June 1961 at his farm near Bryan, shot five times with a bolt action 22,
struggle4progress
Nov 2013
#32