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In reply to the discussion: Somebody tell me a funny joke. Spent too much time in GD. [View all]mahatmakanejeeves
(57,378 posts)13. A Priest, a Doctor, and an Engineer are playing golf
A Priest, a Doctor, and an Engineer are playing golf
An engineer, a priest, and a doctor are trying to enjoying a round of golf. Ahead of them is a group playing so slowly and inexpertly that in frustration the three ask the greenkeeper for an explanation. Thats a group of blind firefighters, they are told. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse last year, so we let them play for free.
The priest says, I will say a prayer for them tonight.
The doctor says, Let me ask my ophthalmologist colleagues if anything can be done for them.
And the engineer says, Why cant they play at night?
Shamelessly taken from Malcolm Gladwell
An engineer, a priest, and a doctor are trying to enjoying a round of golf. Ahead of them is a group playing so slowly and inexpertly that in frustration the three ask the greenkeeper for an explanation. Thats a group of blind firefighters, they are told. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse last year, so we let them play for free.
The priest says, I will say a prayer for them tonight.
The doctor says, Let me ask my ophthalmologist colleagues if anything can be done for them.
And the engineer says, Why cant they play at night?
Shamelessly taken from Malcolm Gladwell
Here is the explanation, from the article:
Dept. of Transportation May 4, 2015 Issue
The Engineers Lament: Two ways of thinking about automotive safety.
By Malcolm Gladwell
....
There is an old joke about an engineer, a priest, and a doctor enjoying a round of golf. Ahead of them is a group playing so slowly and inexpertly that in frustration the three ask the greenkeeper for an explanation. Thats a group of blind firefighters, they are told. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse last year, so we let them play for free.
The priest says, I will say a prayer for them tonight.
The doctor says, Let me ask my ophthalmologist colleagues if anything can be done for them.
And the engineer says, Why cant they play at night?
The greenkeeper explains the behavior of the firefighters. The priest empathizes; the doctor offers care. All three address the social context of the situation: the fact that the firefighters disability has inadvertently created conflict on the golf course. Only the engineer tries to solve the problem.
Almost all engineering jokesand there are manyare versions of this belief: that the habits of mind formed by the profession enable engineers to see things differently from the rest of us. A pessimist sees the glass as half empty. An optimist sees the glass as half full. The engineer sees the glass as twice the size it needs to be. To the others, the glass is a metaphor. Nonsense, the engineer says. The specifications are off. He doesnt give free rein to temperament; he assesses the object. These jokes, like many of the jokes people tell about themselves, are grievances. The engineer doesnt understand why the rest of us cant make sense of the world the way he does.
The Engineers Lament: Two ways of thinking about automotive safety.
By Malcolm Gladwell
....
There is an old joke about an engineer, a priest, and a doctor enjoying a round of golf. Ahead of them is a group playing so slowly and inexpertly that in frustration the three ask the greenkeeper for an explanation. Thats a group of blind firefighters, they are told. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse last year, so we let them play for free.
The priest says, I will say a prayer for them tonight.
The doctor says, Let me ask my ophthalmologist colleagues if anything can be done for them.
And the engineer says, Why cant they play at night?
The greenkeeper explains the behavior of the firefighters. The priest empathizes; the doctor offers care. All three address the social context of the situation: the fact that the firefighters disability has inadvertently created conflict on the golf course. Only the engineer tries to solve the problem.
Almost all engineering jokesand there are manyare versions of this belief: that the habits of mind formed by the profession enable engineers to see things differently from the rest of us. A pessimist sees the glass as half empty. An optimist sees the glass as half full. The engineer sees the glass as twice the size it needs to be. To the others, the glass is a metaphor. Nonsense, the engineer says. The specifications are off. He doesnt give free rein to temperament; he assesses the object. These jokes, like many of the jokes people tell about themselves, are grievances. The engineer doesnt understand why the rest of us cant make sense of the world the way he does.
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