Somebody tell me a funny joke. Spent too much time in GD.

[Xolodno]

38. Old and corny....but I've always liked it....

Car driver is on a country rode doing about 30 mph when he notices there is a three legged chicken running along side.

He pushes it to 40 and the chicken is still keeping up.

Then to 50, then 60 and still the chicken is keeping up!

Then the chicken takes off and leaves him in the dust. He follows the chicken into a farm and parks. He gets out of the car and notices a farmer. He approaches him and says;

"Did you see that speeding three legged chicken?!"

Farmer says, "Sure did, we actually raise them here".

The Driver ask's "Why?"

Farmer, "Well, did you ever roast a chicken and you want a drumstick and your wife wants a drumstick....then a friend comes over and they want a drumstick? This takes care of that problem".

Driver, "Wow, that's very smart. How do they taste?"

Farmer, "Don't know, never caught one yet".

......

And you thought I was going to say they "taste like chicken".