Oh, I wish I could do what this Bird did!!!!!!

[mr_lebowski]

7. Don't show your junk and you'll be fine ...

You can be accurate by just drinking like 10 beers the day before, and eating little or no food.

Then the next AM, you just walk up, wear some old, disposable shorts, turn around, drop the back open, sidle up to his face there, and just PUSH as hard as possible!

I already thought this through, you understand ...