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Trueblue Texan

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2. this reminds me of my "Witness Protection" sign...

Mon Dec 21, 2020, 09:03 PM

Dec 2020

...I used to hang outside the front door when my kids were growing up. I got fed up with evangelicals and Jehovah Witnesses proselytizing to my children when I wasn't home or when the kids were out in public like the mall or the library. I put a sign up by the door that basically told them we had heard all their witness bullshit already and they were not welcome to share it with us again and if that's what they were there for, to just turn around and go on to the next address. No one ever stopped to witness at my house again. Very effective.

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I need one of these signs [View all] Wicked Blue Dec 2020 OP

Payable in cash, upfront. OAITW r.2.0 Dec 2020 #1

this reminds me of my "Witness Protection" sign... Trueblue Texan Dec 2020 #2

K&R Blue Owl Dec 2020 #3

Love it! hlthe2b Dec 2020 #4

I once lectured a pair of (if I remember correctly) Mormons drmeow Dec 2020 #5

We used to get Mormons all the time.... AZ8theist Dec 2020 #14

"Materials: Arylic, Wood, Paint, Stain, Snark" PoliticAverse Dec 2020 #6

Nice! nt Wicked Blue Dec 2020 #7

I need one that says "Leaving literature is soliciting. soldierant Dec 2020 #18

When I lived in New York City there were so many takeout restaraunts in some areas... PoliticAverse Dec 2020 #20

Too bad they don't have that for the hundreds of robot calls I get each week. BigmanPigman Dec 2020 #8

Good God, yes! Mickju Dec 2020 #9

OMG please birdographer Dec 2020 #11

I may try that but I probably would BigmanPigman Dec 2020 #17

Couple of thoughts here. . . Collimator Dec 2020 #10

I never had the nerve but was tempted marlakay Dec 2020 #15

I have, when some demon or other possessed me Wicked Blue Dec 2020 #21

I used to have a sign that read "no peddlers allowed. I don't care what you are hawking, niyad Dec 2020 #12

Nice! 2naSalit Dec 2020 #13

"Oh yes, please come in! Come in! Danascot Dec 2020 #16

I used to tell the phone solicitors... RainCaster Dec 2020 #19