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PJMcK

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3. Dad Joke Of The Day!

Reply to Enter stage left (Original post)

Mon May 23, 2022, 08:14 PM

May 2022

That's a winner.

Here's one for you:

Wife: What are your plans for Easter weekend?
Husband: Same as Jesus.
Wife: What do you mean?
Husband: I'll disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!
Wife: That's awesome! If you do that I'll also do like Mary.
Husband: What do you mean?
Wife: I'll show up pregnant untouched by my husband!

(FX: Snare drum hit)

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