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Aristus

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2. Yeah, he's a fun drunk.
Thu Jan 24, 2013, 09:55 PM
Jan 2013

When he's had a few, he'll go up to a woman ( with dark hair; always with dark hair. Never seen him with a blonde) and start reciting a few of his sonnets. Sounds cheesy, but he'll have them eating out of his hand.

His words are pure music...

What is Will like when he gets a little tipsy? Denninmi Jan 2013 #1
Yeah, he's a fun drunk. Aristus Jan 2013 #2
Well, maybe I should study up on his material. Denninmi Jan 2013 #3
Brush up your Shakespeare. Aristus Jan 2013 #11
The bard of Stratford on Avon!!! elleng Jan 2013 #30
elleng, Will says: Aristus Jan 2013 #36
Quite right, but tell THAT to COLE PORTER!!! elleng Jan 2013 #37
"I? Explain myself to a servant who carries coals? Ne're! Not once!" Aristus Jan 2013 #42
HA! WHO said all that, Sir??? elleng Jan 2013 #43
Will did. Aristus Jan 2013 #45
(((WILL))) elleng Jan 2013 #46
Falstaff. My dear old man of the castle. Aristus Jan 2013 #48
Speaking for myself as a brunette... Lady Freedom Returns Jan 2013 #44
"The color in thy face, Aristus Jan 2013 #47
"As the grim lion fawneth o'er his prey" Lady Freedom Returns Jan 2013 #49
You're batting a thousand, LFR. Aristus Jan 2013 #50
Oh, lucky you, my dear Aristus! Drinking with THE William Shakespeare! CaliforniaPeggy Jan 2013 #4
Oh yes, CalPeg. She is my own "Dark Lady". Aristus Jan 2013 #6
I remember about his Dark Lady's breath.......yes I do! CaliforniaPeggy Jan 2013 #7
Yeah. He said it "reeks". Aristus Jan 2013 #9
Wow, I'm so proud libodem Jan 2013 #5
Uh-oh. Aristus Jan 2013 #8
See if he wouldn't mind synopsizing 'Love's Labour's Won' for us pokerfan Jan 2013 #10
Will says: "Never finished it, lad". Aristus Jan 2013 #13
Ask him if he really wrote all those plays, or if he bought a few or had ghostwriters. Honeycombe8 Jan 2013 #12
Oh, now you've done it! Aristus Jan 2013 #16
Well, okay, then. I accept that totally. Honeycombe8 Jan 2013 #39
Will says: "Ah! Go' Bless you, love!" Aristus Jan 2013 #40
Will, what is Aristus like when he gets a little tipsy? nolabear Jan 2013 #14
No, No, No, Will! Get away from the keyboard! Aristus Jan 2013 #17
<<<batting eyelashes>>> nolabear Jan 2013 #31
Are you batting your lashes at me or at Will? Aristus Jan 2013 #34
Wherefore art he Romeo? LiberalEsto Jan 2013 #15
Romeo was a Montague, and the enemy of Juliet's family, the Capulets. Aristus Jan 2013 #18
Well now we are all a little wiser libodem Jan 2013 #20
I know what wherefore means. LiberalEsto Jan 2013 #22
Okay. Here goes: When two Montagues love each other very much... Aristus Jan 2013 #23
Yes, but why did they have to name him Romeo? LiberalEsto Jan 2013 #24
Good evening Aristus! Lady Freedom Returns Jan 2013 #19
Will just brightened up! Aristus Jan 2013 #21
Please tell Will... Lady Freedom Returns Jan 2013 #25
"Well done, lass! Aristus Jan 2013 #26
He should. Lady Freedom Returns Jan 2013 #28
Did Olphelia really kill herself Sedona Jan 2013 #27
"Oy! It's a mystery, innit?" Aristus Jan 2013 #29
Careful Sedona! Lady Freedom Returns Jan 2013 #32
It's you, LFR! Aristus Jan 2013 #35
Will words do have ways to take many a Shrew! Lady Freedom Returns Jan 2013 #38
He has. He has. Aristus Jan 2013 #41
What the fug was up with Poe's raven? struggle4progress Jan 2013 #33
This message was self-deleted by its author darkangel218 Jan 2013 #51
Can do. Aristus Jan 2013 #52
So, how are the two of you doing this morning? Denninmi Jan 2013 #53
I'm getting ready to start work. Aristus Jan 2013 #54
Ah, he's sleeping it off. Denninmi Jan 2013 #55
As I stated in another post... Lady Freedom Returns Jan 2013 #56
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