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IrishAyes

(6,151 posts)
6. Yes, if there's anything I covet, it's a robot mower. Truly.
Sun Oct 26, 2014, 11:55 AM
Oct 2014

My yard's only a quarter acre, but that's common in the more rural communities. While your suggestions are excellent and welcome, let me put my location in clear perspective: the nearest Walmart of any kind is 60 miles away, and the NEXT-closest is over 80. I do go to nearby auctions etc. In fact, I'm a notorious curbside shopper for clearly discarded but still useful (to me) odds and ends left in open view.

The main trouble with auctions, however, kinda sorta rests partly on my own shoulders. Not having a vehicle means I can only go so far as my short little legs will carry me. Then too I've noticed that the better stuff tends to get brought up later than sooner. It's hard for me to spend all day there. I've seen some dirty tricks pulled too - as when the auctioneer will indicate something he knows I don't want is up for bids when all the time it's something different so his buddy doesn't have to bid against me. Most of these guys are a little too big for me to thrash and they know it. So my hands are tied even if my mouth shoots off. Probably the worst danger for me, however, is that I almost always find something I want but don't need, and that's what I bring home.

BTW, thanks for asking.... yes, I did find a willing tree trimmer at last. The majority of my paid projects around home now go automatically to the Amish, who don't care about my politics (or anyone else's either) one whit. And a little of the animosity has abated in a few other quarters too. So life here in general isn't unbearable for a liberal, congenial introvert largely content with her own company. Even though nobody around here has ever heard of a WHAT?! A Yard Bug, neighbor! I tend to address many people as 'neighbor' because I don't always know their name, even after almost a decade.

One of my friends is a bit of a McGyver type, though. I know if I can find a good design for what I need, he can at least reproduce it.

How about a 3-wheel cycle and pulling the reel mower? kentauros Oct 2014 #1
Thank you. IrishAyes Oct 2014 #2
You're welcome :) kentauros Oct 2014 #3
Yes, I do have certain neighbors who'd benefit by seeing me with a scythe! IrishAyes Oct 2014 #4
Maybe go to an estate auction, kentauros Oct 2014 #5
Yes, if there's anything I covet, it's a robot mower. Truly. IrishAyes Oct 2014 #6
A Snapper Comet is pretty close to a Yard Bug in fuction and they are all over the place down here.. Fumesucker Nov 2014 #24
Wow - thanks! IrishAyes Nov 2014 #25
agreed dennisdavid Aug 2015 #29
How bout an old electric transport, like a golf, shopping. Eleanors38 Nov 2014 #7
Look into a donkey, some Game Department them away for free as wolf protection happyslug Nov 2014 #8
Oh I LOVE donkeys - my party's symbol after all. IrishAyes Nov 2014 #10
Check your town rules, In the City of Pittsburgh the only restriction is five Cats and/or Dogs. happyslug Nov 2014 #14
Good points all. IrishAyes Nov 2014 #16
That is why you should ask her for a letter stating WHY and ask her to please site the ordinance. happyslug Nov 2014 #17
This message was self-deleted by its author happyslug Nov 2014 #18
Remove this post immediately or I shall have it done for you. IrishAyes Nov 2014 #19
I has been removed, but the data I stated was from public records only happyslug Nov 2014 #20
I'm well aware of the relative ease of locating people. IrishAyes Nov 2014 #21
No, I just did some quick research and it caught my attention happyslug Nov 2014 #22
NO, YOU ACTED LIKE A LOWLIFE JERK! IrishAyes Nov 2014 #23
When I lived in UK I just closed the front gate, opened the back gate, and let the sheep come in MADem Nov 2014 #9
This is a tiny rural town, but they no longer allow livestock at all. IrishAyes Nov 2014 #11
Could you plant a bunch of pine trees, and mulch under them until they get established? MADem Nov 2014 #12
I just might. Pine trees grow awfully slow though, don't they? IrishAyes Nov 2014 #13
The first few years they do--then they shoot up! I bought some four footers a few years back, MADem Nov 2014 #15
Just buy a used riding mower on Craigslist tinrobot Dec 2014 #26
Good advice. But many folks don't know how far out in the boonies I retired. There IS NO IrishAyes Dec 2014 #27
That was my initial thought as well... sendero Dec 2014 #28
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