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[Aussie105]

4. No No No!

Some bits still work well.

Update this post once I work out which bits . . . my mind isn't what it used to be.

I carry my driver's license just so I can check what my name and address is. Can't be too presumptuous these days.

My car's remote works at greater than 90 feet. Just as well, helps me to find my car in the crowded car parks.
Does someone move it when I'm not watching?

My dentist tells me I don't have many teeth left to pull. I was wondering why eating steak took me so long.

My current food groups are: liquid, soft stuff, and stuff that doesn't upset my intestines. That range is narrowing.

I used to plan trips based on fuel stops. Now, toilet stops have taken over in importance.

When you get old, loosing weight becomes easy. But you wonder if it is fat disappearing, or decreasing muscle and bone density.

Mustn't complain. No one listens anyway.