Hope I didn't choose the wrong pew for this OP

[IrishAyes]

2. Precocious kid, eh?

Just the kind I always liked.

First time we took our son to Disneyland, he was toddling around still in diapers. When the street jazz band stopped to play, my son stood in front of the crowd to act as conductor while he also danced. Try being a trumpet player and trying to keep a lip while a toddler gyrates in front of you and 'commands' the band - pretty well according to my opinion. But I felt sorry for the horn players because they kept wanting to crack up like everyone else did.

That's a major reason I enjoy watching little kids - they're so free.