A couple weeks ago I had a colonoscopy...

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3. Yes!!!

I always trip out on this question, but you better fill it out. True story.
I was fixing my ceiling fan last year and fell and hit my head on a metal TV stand. Knocked myself out so bad they gave me propofol at the hospital and put me into a coma to figure out what was wrong. I woke up with a fucking priest giving me last rites!! Thanks Mom!! He was touching me. Just on my hands, but it was icky. Oh and the holy water on my head like I was a vampire or some thing just pissed me off.
Apparently I never checked a box for religion or filled out the other bubble and put atheist. And I'm one of those refuse to get married until everybody else can people so she is my next of kin. I had to change that and change myself from catholic (she wrote that in)to atheist to get rid of the chaplain. And change my next of kin.
I always just though it was sufficient to say no religion. But I found that you have to explicitly say 'Atheist'. Or they will toss holy water and pray at you, and you don't even get cake and punch.