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Atheists & Agnostics

deucemagnet

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1. A comedian whom I can't recall had a great bit on Oral

Reply to Cartoonist (Original post)

Sun Dec 7, 2014, 01:49 AM

Dec 2014

re: the 900-ft. Jesus. Oral claimed that the 900-ft., floating Jesus appeared in the desert, looked him in the eye, and told him to build a medical research facility. How can a 900-ft. floating Jesus look you in the eye? Even assuming a modest 6-ft. float, that's quite a distance. This comedian had a solution, however. If the 900-ft. Jesus were floating upside down, he could easily look Oral right in the eye and tell him to build a medical research facility that will be a success (but which ultimately failed).

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Religion In The Comics - 003 [View all] Cartoonist Dec 2014 OP

A comedian whom I can't recall had a great bit on Oral deucemagnet Dec 2014 #1

Again, great stuff! mr blur Dec 2014 #2

I like the picture edhopper Dec 2014 #3

Nothing says join my religion like some accordion music. n/t Goblinmonger Dec 2014 #4

I was thinking edhopper Dec 2014 #5

Yep. deucemagnet Dec 2014 #7

none of the pics will load! AlbertCat Dec 2014 #6

Thanks! Another great one! onager Dec 2014 #8