Not a Haiku, but here is my submission (Reply #32)

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Response to Shemp Howard (Original post)

Sun Jun 19, 2016, 09:52 PM

32. Not a Haiku, but here is my submission

Bernie has been beat
Watch his supporters stomp their feet
But while her supporters do nothing but grin
Watch his supporters carry out the great Philadelphia Fart-In

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66 replies	Author	Time	Post
Haiku for this last day of DU's primary debate [View all]	Shemp Howard	Jun 2016	OP
Here is one	awake	Jun 2016	#1
Let's see...	flor-de-jasmim	Jun 2016	#2
How about, to honor your namesake: "I'll gouge your eyes out!"	randome	Jun 2016	#3
Moe said that, not Shemp!	Shemp Howard	Jun 2016	#6
Damn! Got me on a technicality!	randome	Jun 2016	#11
Moe was, by every account, a very nice fellow!	Cooley Hurd	Jun 2016	#14
Ok, I will try:	Evergreen Emerald	Jun 2016	#4
Winner!	mcar	Jun 2016	#5
Okay.	LWolf	Jun 2016	#7
+ Eighty gazillion	Scuba	Jun 2016	#12
^^^^^^^^^^THIS^^^^^^^^^^	Miles Archer	Jun 2016	#15
+10,000 nt	Live and Learn	Jun 2016	#22
^^^^ WINNER ^^^^^	MrMickeysMom	Jun 2016	#27
Congrats!!! Excellent!	Silver_Witch	Jun 2016	#28
Nice!!	jillan	Jun 2016	#42
Very good. nm	rhett o rick	Jun 2016	#55
This was never a debate. The "facts" were never facts.	upaloopa	Jun 2016	#8
I'm no expert, but that's not haiku.	Shemp Howard	Jun 2016	#9
This message was self-deleted by its author	nolabear	Jun 2016	#13
LOL That is just what I was going to say. Not the least bit poetic. nt	Live and Learn	Jun 2016	#23
Everything you wrote	Whimsey	Jun 2016	#21
I guess you didn't read the OP...	MrMickeysMom	Jun 2016	#29
Typical Hillary supporter - breaking the rules...	Silver_Witch	Jun 2016	#31
The facts were never the facts?	pinebox	Jun 2016	#46
George Orwell would love your post. War is Peace reflects the ultimate denial. nm	rhett o rick	Jun 2016	#56
Haiku-	Bluenorthwest	Jun 2016	#65
Gibran-esque wisdom: "The joy of winning requires using FEAR in running."	HereSince1628	Jun 2016	#10
Here's a koan about division	Fozzledick	Jun 2016	#16
Here is mine:	Vattel	Jun 2016	#17
+10,000 nt	Live and Learn	Jun 2016	#24
This message was self-deleted by its author	Sheepshank	Jun 2016	#62
Ok, try this one out	Tarc	Jun 2016	#18
Sorry, you broke the rules.	Shemp Howard	Jun 2016	#19
For you:	Live and Learn	Jun 2016	#39
You are so cute that I decided to do another	Tarc	Jun 2016	#45
*	Donkees	Jun 2016	#20
Here is mine:	Live and Learn	Jun 2016	#25
DNC	Live and Learn	Jun 2016	#26
Damn!	MrMickeysMom	Jun 2016	#30
Love yours too. nt	Live and Learn	Jun 2016	#35
Not a Haiku, but here is my submission	HarmonyRockets	Jun 2016	#32
You are right, not haiku. nt	Live and Learn	Jun 2016	#36
Uprising:	k8conant	Jun 2016	#33
Love it. nt	Live and Learn	Jun 2016	#38
Good idea. Mine:	YouDig	Jun 2016	#34
Hmm.	ismnotwasm	Jun 2016	#37
Nice, ism. nt	brer cat	Jun 2016	#52
mine	xloadiex	Jun 2016	#40
I have a better one	laserhaas	Jun 2016	#41
Here's mine	jillan	Jun 2016	#43
That's not in traditional form, but I like it anyway!	Shemp Howard	Jun 2016	#44
Here's mine	pinebox	Jun 2016	#47
Oh pinebox	Tarc	Jun 2016	#48
My give a flying fuck flew	pinebox	Jun 2016	#49
I has a sad	Tarc	Jun 2016	#50
Corruption wins	pinebox	Jun 2016	#51
Did corruption win?	LWolf	Jun 2016	#53
Um	laserhaas	Jun 2016	#58
Dream on.	mia	Jun 2016	#54
I'll give it a go.	rhett o rick	Jun 2016	#59
flowers	mia	Jun 2016	#66
...	SidDithers	Jun 2016	#57
...	betsuni	Jun 2016	#60
This one's my favorite	PeaceNikki	Jun 2016	#64
5-7-5, moment of insight.	Hortensis	Jun 2016	#61
One try	Sheepshank	Jun 2016	#63

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