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louis c

(8,652 posts) Sat Apr 20, 2019, 02:36 PM Apr 2019

DUers Suck: I Hope You're All Happy Now [View all]

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I went out this morning and shopped at a Super Market I usually don't go to and then went to Stop and Shop where I usually do go, to not shop and to stand with strikers for an hour today.

At the super market I usually don't go to I bought a beautiful T-Bone steak for about $11 and then went to a local fish market and bought a beautiful piece of fresh haddock for $15.

I put the steak on the left side of my grill and, over some tin foil, I put the haddock, with lemon, butter and bread crumbs on it on the right side. Figuring I could check on the items in about 5 minutes I'd kill some time on my keyboard engaging with my fellow DUers.

After forgetting about my grill and about 20 minutes later, I have a fucking blackened piece of rubber on one side of the grill and a mass of some sort of burnt shit on the other.

Since this situation can't possibly be my fault, I want to tell you all, friend and foe alike, that you all suck.

If I were to vote in a presidential
primary today, I would vote for: Joe Biden

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DUers Suck: I Hope You're All Happy Now [View all] louis c Apr 2019 OP

Yeah, Turbineguy Apr 2019 #1

Yeah! underpants Apr 2019 #5

Say what now? Zoonart Apr 2019 #2

Eh eh eh. Breadcrumbs is a little close to a fried chicken discussion underpants Apr 2019 #3

Only when it involves corn flakes csziggy Apr 2019 #55

Point taken underpants Apr 2019 #56

or pit bulls orangecrush Apr 2019 #70

I accept all blame and offer my sincere apologies. MineralMan Apr 2019 #4

I hope you didn't waste all of that BannonsLiver Apr 2019 #6

Everybody's to blame except me... louis c Apr 2019 #8

Oh get real! Faux pas Apr 2019 #7

oops barbtries Apr 2019 #9

Save it for charcoal! RKP5637 Apr 2019 #10

Gas Grill louis c Apr 2019 #11

Mail it to tRump then. He seems to love coal!!! RKP5637 Apr 2019 #13

GO VEGAN! Lochloosa Apr 2019 #12

That doesn't always work, either. murielm99 Apr 2019 #14

One of my bad childhood memories is coming home from school defacto7 Apr 2019 #50

Meat is murder, go vegetarian! rogue emissary Apr 2019 #15

LOL!! peggysue2 Apr 2019 #16

That was my point. I was channeling the Orange Menace... louis c Apr 2019 #18

The republican idea of personal responsibility - blame some other person. keithbvadu2 Apr 2019 #47

You suck to make me hungry and then ruin my appetite. Sorry rzemanfl Apr 2019 #17

Hey! democratisphere Apr 2019 #19

yep, burnt brownies, burnt rice, you name it, I've sacrificed it to DU yaesu Apr 2019 #20

Timer! Smackdown2019 Apr 2019 #21

Might want to put a sarcasm alert on your post... Heartstrings Apr 2019 #22

Anyone who needs a sarcasm icon on this post is a moron. louis c Apr 2019 #24

Yup! nt Heartstrings Apr 2019 #34

Ohhhh. I miss Haddock. maveric Apr 2019 #23

I sure hope you have a dog. CanonRay Apr 2019 #25

Cat... louis c Apr 2019 #26

Chewtoy perhaps? Lancero Apr 2019 #39

This wouldn't happen if you were a vegan. zackymilly Apr 2019 #27

I don't really plan on living forever... louis c Apr 2019 #31

To be honest, I lament the loss of a good piece of fish... 2naSalit Apr 2019 #28

Tell me about it rocktivity Apr 2019 #29

I'm having a bagel I had to scrape the mold off of. mahatmakanejeeves Apr 2019 #30

The lessons learned, don't spit in the wind, don't text while driving and Uncle Joe Apr 2019 #32

DU is mesmerizing!!!! flying_wahini Apr 2019 #33

Go to the Union Oyster House and have the Fried Oysters, the Clam Chowder, and the shrimp ... Botany Apr 2019 #35

According to our president, that steak is just about perfect. Maybe could cook a little longer. JustABozoOnThisBus Apr 2019 #36

LOL RayStar Apr 2019 #37

I sit 5 feet from the stove at the kitchen table... ekelly Apr 2019 #44

The smoke detector is my timer. keithbvadu2 Apr 2019 #48

So, when will it be ready? world wide wally Apr 2019 #38

ANYONE who forgets a steak and a nice piece of haddock lillypaddle Apr 2019 #40

Some people like meat that way Wednesdays Apr 2019 #41

Not my fault! I'm renowned for not having anything worthwhile to say! Karadeniz Apr 2019 #42

As a Texan all I can say is.... MicaelS Apr 2019 #43

A fine education for $26, you couldn't find a better deal. vishnura Apr 2019 #45

Not even a Trump U degree and a pic of yourself with a Trump cardboard image? keithbvadu2 Apr 2019 #49

what a waste of expensive food Demovictory9 Apr 2019 #46

A most excellent OP... SidDithers Apr 2019 #51

Sorry about that. A lot of folks like "blackened" cooking. Just add cajun spices. CaptainTruth Apr 2019 #52

This has only happened once? My wife drove off without me once. The silent treatment ... marble falls Apr 2019 #53

Maybe the mods will add a Surf and Turf alert before 2020? Sancho Apr 2019 #54

I'm so sorry. I'll never do it again. Kablooie Apr 2019 #57

We use Alexa as a timer to keep us aware of when to flip or take off the heat. dem4decades Apr 2019 #58

Guilty. MaryMagdaline Apr 2019 #59

That sounds like something my first husband would say... CTyankee Apr 2019 #60

OVEN TIMER Steven Maurer Apr 2019 #61

I learned long ago... Atman Apr 2019 #62

I just opened DU: 5:25pm NastyRiffraff Apr 2019 #63

I know the feeling, Louis! Cha Apr 2019 #64

One thing I always try and remember is the internet is your friend when making food ZeroSomeBrains Apr 2019 #65

Hey louis c True Dough Apr 2019 #66

We had Chinese delivered and my wife took a cab to the airport on her way to Texas... louis c Apr 2019 #68

This is legit lettucebe Apr 2019 #67

It's really Sanders and Warren supporters' fault... louis c Apr 2019 #69

Locking after a review by hosts Yonnie3 Apr 2019 #71