liberalitch
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Sun Jun-26-05 05:29 PM
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just got back from the College Rethug Nat. Convention, questions? |
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I'll clear up a few to start with. The commie and I went to DC on vacation, we stayed at the crystal city gateway marriott.... I know, I know if you stay at a marriott you're asking for it... But the hotel is great..... great rates, service, rooms and it's right above a cool concourse and the metro.... ya don't have to move the car once you park! ANY-WHO..... I digress.... at the same hotel.... LO AND BEHOLD!!! there were staying literally HUNDREDS of college republicans...
and the game was on....
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Sun Jun-26-05 05:30 PM
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1. Did you bring enlistment forms and hand them out |
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only to have all the College repukes say "oh oh, uh, I uh can't really do that right now because I uh I'm thinking about my uh career, and uh, there's something wrong with my foot" as they suddenly develop a limp?
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Sun Jun-26-05 05:33 PM
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4. had I known in advance.... believe me I would have. |
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I would have driven any number of them to the arlington, va. recruiting office.... and I told them so
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Sun Jun-26-05 05:38 PM
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8. I wouldve locked the doors and yelled the word draft |
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Imagine the amuzement as the chicken hawks try to exit in a panic. For greater effect you could have used a loud bomb sound over the loud speaker and flickered the lights on and off.
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Sun Jun-26-05 05:42 PM
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14. they would have looked like the feeder fish in the pet store... |
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when the net comes in..... they freak 'cuz they know what's comin'
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Sun Jun-26-05 05:31 PM
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Wasn't that a little bit like hitting yourself in the head with a hammer?
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Sun Jun-26-05 05:33 PM
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6. I was unprepared.... the vacation was planned months ago |
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Sun Jun-26-05 05:32 PM
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how much debauchery did you catch in the elevators??
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Sun Jun-26-05 05:39 PM
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9. a guy we meet over "bloodies" the morning after their black and white ball |
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said that he was there for a forensic...blah, blah, blah.... and he had one of those lights.... he said on friday morning he shined it around the elevator and it was pretty clean.... something that was obvious champaign splatter on the ceiling.... BUT when we went in with him on sat. morning ( i imagine we all looked strange waiting for ONE SPECIAL elevator).... it was a different story.... waist high "stains" and butt prints everywhere!
LOVE IN AN ELEVATOR
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Sun Jun-26-05 05:41 PM
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Sun Jun-26-05 05:43 PM
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15. Yup, we made sure we used a different car during the rest of our stay... |
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Sun Jun-26-05 06:31 PM
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repuke body fluids!!! I need to hurl... :puke:
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Mon Jun-27-05 08:38 AM
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22. You go right ahead honey.... I'll hold your hair |
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Sun Jun-26-05 05:33 PM
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5. Did you have a cell phone with ya so you could call in a hot tip to the |
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Sun Jun-26-05 05:40 PM
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10. No, but the commie pretended to be talking to god on his a lot. |
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Sun Jun-26-05 05:34 PM
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7. college and young rethuglicans |
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Doest that sound like an oxy moron for some reason? I would ask them I would also like to ask them why they werent in church on a sunday.
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Sun Jun-26-05 05:41 PM
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11. I'll wager... ya had a lot of rich parents or athletic scholarships... |
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Sun Jun-26-05 05:42 PM
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13. I'm sure they had some sort of "prayer breakfast" |
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Sun Jun-26-05 05:45 PM
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16. Friday morning..... 9am |
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we tried to crash..... but we still smelled like we had been drinking at the black cat all night..... which we had. So we went to a little french bakery in georgetown instead.... no one prayed....
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Sun Jun-26-05 05:53 PM
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17. I wonder why they are not over in Iraq |
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fighting for liberty they're always talking about. Nothing but a bunch of cowards and hypocrites who want the working class kids to fight and die for them. :grr:
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Sun Jun-26-05 05:55 PM
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18. They need to sign up now |
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Edited on Sun Jun-26-05 05:56 PM by ArnoldLayne
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Mon Jun-27-05 03:13 AM
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20. But they might get their polo shirts dirty..... |
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Mon Jun-27-05 03:29 AM
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21. kick for operation yellow elephant! |
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