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Tue Aug-23-05 01:31 PM
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Most. Disgusting. Bumpersticker. EVER! |
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Saw this plastered on a 4x4 truck in the parking lot on campus of Kalamazoo Valley Community College this morning:
"IF ISLAM IS A PEACEFUL RELIGION, THEN I GUESS STICKS OF DYNAMITE ARE JUST CANDLES."
Just below it was another that read: "FACE THE TRUTH: GEORGE BUSH IS SAVING ASSES."
You want to know the kicker? I'm pretty sure the owner of this Freepermobile is training to become a police officer in the college's police academy. It was parked in the area where there were a couple mocked-up police cruisers, and some other cars that had window stickers that said "KVCC Police Academy." He also had a sticker on his truck that said SigSauer - when I looked it up on the Internet my search took me to a site for law enforcement pistols.
How comforting that this asshat is going to be let loose on the streets to "serve and protect." :sarcasm:
There was no way I could keep from expressing my heartfelt sentiments to this asshole, so here's the text of the note I left under his windshield wiper:
Hey, Patriot -
I'm curious as to why you are here instead of over in Iraq helping George "save asses." If you aren't part of the solution, I'd say you're part of the problem.
Sign up and ship out to Baghdad or SHUT UP!
Here's hoping you have a shitty day, you contemptible COWARD.
P.S. DRAFT YOUNG REPUBLICANS!!
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Tue Aug-23-05 01:34 PM
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I'm sure he'll be setting up a sting operation over the next few weeks trying to catch you in the act again.
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Tue Aug-23-05 01:34 PM
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Did you really leave a note? |
Obamarama
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Tue Aug-23-05 01:37 PM
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Of course the urge to key his shiny, red, 4x4 penis surrogate was ever so strong, but I do not believe in being destructive in my dissent.
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Tue Aug-23-05 02:04 PM
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24. I can think of a one word message for him |
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Edited on Tue Aug-23-05 02:07 PM by DefenseLawyer
"Enlist", although it is a two syllable word, so maybe still not simple enough.
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Tue Aug-23-05 01:34 PM
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Tue Aug-23-05 01:35 PM
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3. Living here in Freeper friendly West Michigan we see that crap all the |
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time. Lucky for us here in Michigan the biggest city is Detroit which votes Dem.
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Tue Aug-23-05 01:35 PM
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4. Print out a copy of the administration approved Iraqi Constition |
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and hi-light Article 2:1..."Islam is the main source for Legislation." Make sure that your copy is printed with the website on it, so the person in question can look it up, and understand the validity. Here's the link: http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/international/AP-Iraq-Constitution-Text.htmlStephanie
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Tue Aug-23-05 01:39 PM
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12. or leave him Recriters addresses. |
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Tue Aug-23-05 01:56 PM
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21. You might need to explain what "legislation" is. |
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It has more than one syllable - some of those types aren't very adept at handling anything more than four-letter words.
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Tue Aug-23-05 01:35 PM
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Think he'll A: Take the hint B: Have a shit-fit
Put your bets on B and you can't lose.
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Tue Aug-23-05 02:36 PM
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31. I just hope he doesn't take it out on his wife , kid, girlfriend, dog, .. |
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He sounds like he might see red a lot, and not just when he's worshipping his vehicle!
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Tue Aug-23-05 01:35 PM
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6. And with "Christians" like Pat Robertson calling for the murder of people |
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..he doesn't like, and radical Christian/Catholic pro-lifers perpetuating violence, murder and harassment, then I guess we could say the same things about Christianity.
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Tue Aug-23-05 01:36 PM
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7. Yeah, Sigsauer's a German gun manufacturer... |
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Their P228 is probably the main competition for Glock in the 9mm handgun category. Great weapon, very accurate, very popular among law enforcement.
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Tue Aug-23-05 01:38 PM
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9. and bush is probably laughing at the stupidity |
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of this supporter.
these supporters are enabling bush to become super wealthy.
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Tue Aug-23-05 01:38 PM
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10. great note--and keep after him (the car) if you can--but be safe please. |
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Tue Aug-23-05 01:38 PM
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:rofl:
If you see his vehicle out there again, leave a copy of a military registration form under his wipers! He will know who it came from.
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Tue Aug-23-05 01:42 PM
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15. Here's a printable enlistment form I found: |
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Tue Aug-23-05 01:45 PM
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19. THANK you! I was just about to ask about this... |
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Edited on Tue Aug-23-05 01:46 PM by KzooDem
I had run across this earlier on DU and never bookmarked it. I'm seeing quite a few "Bush/Cheney" stickers in the college parking lot and this older, wiser, raging, anti-war Democrat wants to help George with his recruiting goals. I'm going to print one out, take it to Kinko's and have about 100 of them copied on red, Astrobrite paper and keep them in my car for just the right moment to educate one of these so-called "young republicans."
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Tue Aug-23-05 01:48 PM
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I'm going to print some to carry in my car and leave them on the windshields of vehicles with pro Bush stickers.
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Tue Aug-23-05 02:05 PM
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25. That's exactly what I was |
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planning to do with them -- I may put a sticky note on them saying something like "I noticed you are a supporter of Bush & the war & thought you might be interested in giving your life for the cause or may have a child you're willing to sacrifice...." or something to that effect... or just something like "Shouldn't you be over there actively supporting Bush & the war? Attaching a recruitment form for your convenience." ha!
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Tue Aug-23-05 01:41 PM
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if he is such a patriot, he has a sticker for some Eusropean! (Swiss, in fact, those pansy neutralists) pistol.
A real Amurricun (c) would be packing a Colt, or a Smith and Wesson.
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Tue Aug-23-05 01:41 PM
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14. you ever notice that most freepermobiles are heavy duty gas hogs. |
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"Support our troops cause I couldn't afford to fill up if we didn't"
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Tue Aug-23-05 01:42 PM
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The only ass GWB is saving is his own.
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Tue Aug-23-05 01:43 PM
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17. Hope you wore gloves cause if he is connected with the police..and |
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your prints are on file he can find out who you are and do pretty much anything he wants to.
Do it...BUT be careful!
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Tue Aug-23-05 02:18 PM
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26. That's all I need...Barney Fife trying to hunt me down! n/t |
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Tue Aug-23-05 01:44 PM
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18. I saw another offensive one . . . |
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"There are Americans and there are democrats."
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Tue Aug-23-05 02:00 PM
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22. "Face the truth: George Bush is Kissing Asses" |
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"If Christianity Is a Peaceful Religion, Then I Guess Nuclear Weapons are Merely Steeples"
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Tue Aug-23-05 02:01 PM
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23. At least he's consistent in his ignorance n/t |
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Tue Aug-23-05 02:21 PM
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27. "I'll Forgive Jane Fonda Just As Soon As The Jews Forgive Hilter" |
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Tue Aug-23-05 02:27 PM
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28. Sounds like a bumper sticker I seen on a huge bubba pickup truck. |
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"If guns kill people them a spoon made Rosie ODonnell fat"
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Tue Aug-23-05 02:29 PM
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Good reply, KzooDem!
:yourock:
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Tue Aug-23-05 02:30 PM
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30. The second bumper sticker misspelled |
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