Vektor
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Thu Jan-27-05 03:43 PM
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"Man declared dead found breathing in morgue." |
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Edited on Thu Jan-27-05 03:50 PM by Vektor
RALEIGH, N.C. - A medical examiner studying a body in a morgue was startled when the man took a shallow breath. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6875358/?GT1=6065
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Thu Jan-27-05 03:44 PM
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1. Who was that, Chief Justice Rehnquist? |
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Thu Jan-27-05 03:47 PM
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2. Thank the elephant toilet video is even funnier |
NV Whino
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Thu Jan-27-05 04:37 PM
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5. couldn't watche the elephant video |
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Was there a reason they've trained elephants to use toilets? And do they remember to flush?
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Burma Jones
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Thu Jan-27-05 03:52 PM
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3. Quick, get the Doctor that declared him dead a job with |
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The Chimp's Administration...................
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ashling
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Thu Jan-27-05 04:06 PM
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"there's no breathing allowed in the morgue!"
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Thu Jan-27-05 04:45 PM
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I wonder how many times something like this has happened?
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Thu Jan-27-05 04:45 PM
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7. Somehow, this reminds me of my favorite epitaph... |
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Carved on a tombstone somewhere in the south:
"I told you I was sick."
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Thu Jan-27-05 04:46 PM
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8. Quick, cut him open and let's see why he breathed. n/t |
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