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Wed Oct-12-05 08:52 PM
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Flamebait depository here, |
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come on...cough it up...leave it here.
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Wed Oct-12-05 08:54 PM
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1. Castro is a dictator, but as far as dictators go, he's a Swedish PM. |
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There, now EVERYBODY will hate me.
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Wed Oct-12-05 08:56 PM
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Wed Oct-12-05 08:55 PM
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Wed Oct-12-05 09:28 PM
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her.
Wait, that didn't work...
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Wed Oct-12-05 08:56 PM
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4. "Mom, I'm home! OMG, what are you doing to my mom?!?!?" |
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Wed Oct-12-05 09:16 PM
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18. Making number 17, that's what! |
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Now go send in yer sister...
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Wed Oct-12-05 08:57 PM
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5. William Hung is the best singer EVAH! |
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Wed Oct-12-05 09:11 PM
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11. With a name like Hung, |
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Wed Oct-12-05 08:59 PM
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6. Kirstie Alley is a rotund thespian. |
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Wed Oct-12-05 09:08 PM
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8. Ah, good times, good times. n/t |
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Wed Oct-12-05 09:07 PM
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7. You know what really gets my goat? |
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"People Firsters." Especially FAT "people firsters." I'd like to serve them up to my many dogs and cats, especially my cats. They don't get much chance to hunt living things, because they are INDOOR cats. Anyone who lets their cats outdoors should be shot.
Of course, I hate sex offenders even more than fat People Firsters. They should all be castrated - not chemically. That's the wimpy way. Real castration. So you're a "sex offender" because you got caught pissing in the woods? Tough noogies. Say bye-bye to Mr. Wee-Wee. Anyone who doesn't think like me on this one is probably some childless freak: some woman who will never be fulfilled as a woman because she has never had a child. Or some man who never got married. And we all know what THOSE kind of men are. If they're not gay (just like all evil Repukes are, it just stands to reason) then they're just sad-sack nice guys. Women don't like nice guys!
Of course, people who still believe in voting really steam me as well. All these polls in GD and GDP about people's "dream ticket" in 2008. Please! It has been scientifically proven that Kerry was 100% absolutely certain to win the 2004 election. Haven't you seen TIA's spreadsheets? Anyone who ever votes again is a belly-crawling DINO complicit in the BFEE/Diebold conspiracy.
Also, I believe in chemtrails.
(How's that?)
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Wed Oct-12-05 09:10 PM
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9. You have covered nearly everything, |
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thanks for leaving out MIHOP and LIHOP!
Good job!
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Wed Oct-12-05 09:16 PM
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I forgot video games. Hey, nobody's perfect! :shrug:
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Wed Oct-12-05 09:18 PM
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I especially forgot GTAs Hot Coffee mod, which I distributed to grade school children throughout the country.
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Wed Oct-12-05 09:10 PM
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10. How's that? That's damn good, that's how it is. Magnificent, in fact. |
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You covered about 95% of the bases. I salute you for a truly excellent post.
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Wed Oct-12-05 09:17 PM
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20. Thank you! I'm here all week! Tip your waitress! /nt |
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Thu Oct-13-05 01:31 AM
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That was great! But surely, you know you're wrong.
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Wed Oct-12-05 09:12 PM
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12. Oasis is the best band eveh! |
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Wed Oct-12-05 09:14 PM
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Wed Oct-12-05 09:16 PM
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16. and Bono is a total hack and sell out!! |
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Wed Oct-12-05 09:13 PM
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Wed Oct-12-05 09:15 PM
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and let the songbirds sort 'em out..
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Wed Oct-12-05 09:16 PM
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does a superlative job of reporting political issues. I rely on Fox News because its coverage is fair and balanced.
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Wed Oct-12-05 09:19 PM
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22. Yeah, O'Reilly is just misunderstood. |
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And Rush is a victim of some witch-hunt..
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Wed Oct-12-05 09:21 PM
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Wed Oct-12-05 09:26 PM
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25. And it is great with babies and toddlers, is it not? |
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But little old ladies end up with their throats torn out.
Sweet little poochies, gotta love 'em.
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Wed Oct-12-05 09:46 PM
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30. Hasn't had his test run yet |
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Wed Oct-12-05 09:52 PM
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31. I'll send him this guy for lessons, |
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he bites people real good.
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Wed Oct-12-05 09:24 PM
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Wed Oct-12-05 09:32 PM
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Wed Oct-12-05 09:27 PM
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26. Dave Reynolds is a HUGH MORAN!!!11!1! SERIESLY!!11!1!!! |
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Wed Oct-12-05 09:31 PM
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I CANT SERIESLY BELEVE YOU THINK THAT!11111!!! I ESPECT LOYLTY FROM ALL POSTER IN THIS THRED1!!1
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Wed Oct-12-05 09:53 PM
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32. Ann Coulter was right: Liberals are traitors to this great nation! |
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Communist scum! You should all be shot!
Khash, a Freereblican and proud of it!
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Wed Oct-12-05 09:54 PM
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Wed Oct-12-05 10:47 PM
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40. Dave Reynolds is a pervert |
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attracted to "women" who look like skinny men in bad drag. Sick, sick puppy!
Khash.
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Wed Oct-12-05 11:01 PM
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I have a soft spot for hateful skanks with protruding laryngeal bodies and very pointed elbows.
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Wed Oct-12-05 10:26 PM
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34. HELP ME DISPELL THIS FREEPER EMAIL! |
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Edited on Wed Oct-12-05 10:31 PM by philosophie_en_rose
Seriesly, I'm not a freeper. I'm posting this email so that you guys can debunk it, because it is HUGH!
------------------------------------------------------------------ Dear Dubya
I love you man, even though you're a fat actress with 16 kids. I love you so much that I created fake dolls in your image, so that everyone can have relations with you. Luckily it was easy to get the dolls to match your IQ level.
Thanks for smiting heathens, loosers, DUmmies, abortionists, home schoolers, and the people that made Another Country for not making Rupert Everett kiss Colin Firth and Cary Elwes. (just kidding... I don't swing that way... seriously, I was drunk when I ...)
Thank me that all those people wasted their votes by voting for third parties. Don't let the loosers get you down, because it was hard work to MIHOP. Hard work.
Thanks a brazillion, Jesus
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Wed Oct-12-05 10:27 PM
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35. Clark and Dean are TERRIBLE candidates! We should support the Greens! |
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Wed Oct-12-05 10:31 PM
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38. IT'S NOT NADER'S FAULT!!!! |
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Well, okay I guess it is....
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Wed Oct-12-05 10:28 PM
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Wed Oct-12-05 10:30 PM
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Wed Oct-12-05 10:33 PM
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39. White boys can't dance. |
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Edited on Wed Oct-12-05 10:35 PM by hickman1937
Buncha loosers. thats a 2fer. Do I get a prize?
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Wed Oct-12-05 11:03 PM
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Thu Oct-13-05 12:20 AM
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44. What in the name of all thats holy is that? |
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What kind of bird has eyes in its beek? OMG, is it a Booby? Is my prize a Booby?
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Thu Oct-13-05 01:02 AM
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48. It is, indeed, a Booby. |
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A baby Booby, to be precise.
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Thu Oct-13-05 01:13 AM
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52. Thank you. I'd like to thank every smart ass I've ever met at DU |
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and a special shout out to all DU spell police. My only regret is that I didn't put enough commas in to make it a 3fer. Thank you, thank, you, this, means, so, much.to, me.
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Wed Oct-12-05 11:03 PM
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43. How can the truth be flamebait? |
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I'm a White Guy, I can say that!!!!!! :)
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Thu Oct-13-05 12:25 AM
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45. Ah but do you speak for all white guys? |
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Is it true that white guy's can't dance?
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Thu Oct-13-05 12:59 AM
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We have a place here where I live, changes names every 2 years, a big assed "Western" cowboy place that is the size of a mall. I been there, what they do in there ISN'T dancing, its more like going into convulsions while all of them are standing in a line.
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Thu Oct-13-05 12:27 AM
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Not really, just want to ruffle feathers and start the quacking.
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Thu Oct-13-05 01:02 AM
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49. Repug lite is my favorite beer. |
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Thu Oct-13-05 01:09 AM
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50. The DU lounge is for General Discussion rejects |
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Thu Oct-13-05 01:13 AM
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"voluntary temporary exiles".
And they in GD run to us for help and shelter.
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Thu Oct-13-05 01:18 AM
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53. Hey don't take that tone with me buster |
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Thu Oct-13-05 01:21 AM
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Thu Oct-13-05 01:24 AM
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56. yep just what I expected |
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"they" warned me about the "lounge people" and their "ways" But I see through it........and I've got your number Mr. Tone-deaf Dave Reynolds....I've got your number.
:yoiks:
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Thu Oct-13-05 01:23 AM
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Thu Oct-13-05 01:35 AM
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58. It's not just for breakfast anymore! |
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Thu Oct-13-05 01:40 AM
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59. Yeah, pass the mint jelly. |
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