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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-28-03 09:02 PM
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My life is complete
The children are having a farting contest.

There's a whoopie cushion involved.
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ikojo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-28-03 09:03 PM
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1. Ahhhhh nirvana
Thanks for making me laugh. It's been quite a weekend for me (see my thread on My Christmas weekend) and I could use a laugh.

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liberalhistorian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-28-03 09:04 PM
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2. What are they,
Howard Stern wannabes???????
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TNDemo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-28-03 09:06 PM
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3. Be sure to put a little water in it.
Gives it that nice splattery sound.
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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-28-03 09:08 PM
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4. it's doing fine without it
Don't give them ideas.

It's starting to smell in here.
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dflprincess Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-28-03 09:13 PM
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5. These are the memories that will warm your heart
in your old age and the days you'll wish you could have back...Don't forget to mention this when you make the toasts at their wedding receptions.
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GURUving Donating Member (707 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-28-03 09:17 PM
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6. My dog doesn't know what a whoopee cushion is
and he's playing the same game!
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ProudGerman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-28-03 09:20 PM
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8. give him a prune, a small one
Oughta clear that right up.
:evilgrin:
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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-28-03 09:20 PM
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7. Now they're playing with sharp knives
while wearing old hats
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kanrok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-28-03 10:13 PM
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15. Let me know whe they start running with scissors
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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-28-03 09:55 PM
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9. and now, of course, the tears
the whoopee cushion broke. As usual. Anybody know where I can get an industrial grade whoopee cushion? We seem to go through one a week around here.
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GURUving Donating Member (707 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-28-03 09:59 PM
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10. whoopee cushions die
but real farts live almost forever.

Enjoy reality! It won't last forever!

:)
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-28-03 10:01 PM
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11. Hehe, I thought you meant complete as in
finished.
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GURUving Donating Member (707 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-28-03 10:03 PM
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12. wouldn't that be my life is complete"D"?
And, don't we all live forever?

peace

:)
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KG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-28-03 10:03 PM
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13. ahhh, the pleasues of child rearing!
fortunately for me, i've been able to live without them! :evilgrin:
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populistmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-28-03 10:04 PM
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14. My boys...
each got mini whoopy cushions in their stockings. They have been very happy this weekend. :D

(This woman has learned to put up with, at times even enjoy, fart jokes over time. Nor could I care less if the seat is left up either.)
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Don_G Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-28-03 10:51 PM
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16. And You're The Parent
Giving us a "blow-by-blow account?"

Can we help by sending you a cat that pees at every byte dropped at DU?
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