TrogL
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Sun Dec-28-03 09:02 PM
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The children are having a farting contest.
There's a whoopie cushion involved.
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Sun Dec-28-03 09:03 PM
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Thanks for making me laugh. It's been quite a weekend for me (see my thread on My Christmas weekend) and I could use a laugh.
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Sun Dec-28-03 09:04 PM
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Howard Stern wannabes???????
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Sun Dec-28-03 09:06 PM
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3. Be sure to put a little water in it. |
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Gives it that nice splattery sound.
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TrogL
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Sun Dec-28-03 09:08 PM
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4. it's doing fine without it |
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Don't give them ideas.
It's starting to smell in here.
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Sun Dec-28-03 09:13 PM
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5. These are the memories that will warm your heart |
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in your old age and the days you'll wish you could have back...Don't forget to mention this when you make the toasts at their wedding receptions.
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Sun Dec-28-03 09:17 PM
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6. My dog doesn't know what a whoopee cushion is |
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and he's playing the same game!
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Sun Dec-28-03 09:20 PM
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8. give him a prune, a small one |
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Oughta clear that right up. :evilgrin:
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Sun Dec-28-03 09:20 PM
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7. Now they're playing with sharp knives |
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Sun Dec-28-03 10:13 PM
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15. Let me know whe they start running with scissors |
TrogL
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Sun Dec-28-03 09:55 PM
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9. and now, of course, the tears |
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the whoopee cushion broke. As usual. Anybody know where I can get an industrial grade whoopee cushion? We seem to go through one a week around here.
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GURUving
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Sun Dec-28-03 09:59 PM
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but real farts live almost forever.
Enjoy reality! It won't last forever!
:)
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Sun Dec-28-03 10:01 PM
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11. Hehe, I thought you meant complete as in |
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Sun Dec-28-03 10:03 PM
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12. wouldn't that be my life is complete"D"? |
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And, don't we all live forever?
peace
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Sun Dec-28-03 10:03 PM
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13. ahhh, the pleasues of child rearing! |
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fortunately for me, i've been able to live without them! :evilgrin:
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Sun Dec-28-03 10:04 PM
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each got mini whoopy cushions in their stockings. They have been very happy this weekend. :D
(This woman has learned to put up with, at times even enjoy, fart jokes over time. Nor could I care less if the seat is left up either.)
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Sun Dec-28-03 10:51 PM
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16. And You're The Parent |
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Giving us a "blow-by-blow account?"
Can we help by sending you a cat that pees at every byte dropped at DU?
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