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(apologies if this is an old dupe)
(as submitted by Letterman viewers.)
10. "Annulment" was too hard to spell Matt S., Hoffman Estates, IL
9. Realized all they really had in common was a love of tater tots Keith B., West Chester, PA
8. Hard to believe, but K-Fed really is as dumb as he looks Shep M., Lexington
7. Fed up with that Borat guy getting all the attention Edward K., Fairfield, CT
6. Kids are now ready to handle driving and errands Lloyd C., Clovis, CA
5. Got tired of all the crying and diaper changes -- plus, she had to take care of the kids Joseph S., Monroe, NY
4. Have you heard K-Fed sing? 'Nuff said Duane S., Yuba City, CA
3. She and Mr. Federline simply couldn't agree on a unifying construct to reconcile contradictory ideas in theoretical physics, and eventually that takes a toll on any marriage Dave G., Harrisburg, PA
2. Tired of tripping over all of K-Fed's unsold CDs Jim Y., Cocoa
1. Romance fueled by pork rinds and Red Bull can only last so long Steven T., Ft. Lauderdale, FL
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