ohiosmith
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Tue Jul-24-07 04:54 PM
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Why can't people disembowel coworkers? |
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I mean without getting written up and all.
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Tue Jul-24-07 04:55 PM
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1. Thank you - that's the first real laugh I've had all day |
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"In my life Why do I smile At people who I'd much rather Kick in the eye"
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Tue Jul-24-07 04:55 PM
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2. you have to do it on weekends |
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Not that I have tried!
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Tue Jul-24-07 04:58 PM
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Tue Jul-24-07 04:59 PM
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4. ooooo. I so wish we could. |
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Tue Jul-24-07 05:02 PM
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5. You ever clean up after a disembowelment? |
ohiosmith
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Tue Jul-24-07 05:07 PM
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6. An effective leader knows when and what to delegate. |
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Tue Jul-24-07 05:26 PM
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8. Yeah, I was thinking of the poor cleaning ladies! |
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Tue Jul-24-07 05:37 PM
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10. Don't feel sorry for them. They are allowed to keep anything that they find in the trash. Usually |
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with no payroll deduction.
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Tue Jul-24-07 05:09 PM
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7. just enter it in the accident book, it'll be totally ignored. |
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Tue Jul-24-07 05:30 PM
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9. Or at least vigorously slap them. |
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C'mon, that's perfectly reasonable!
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Tue Jul-24-07 07:12 PM
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11. Gets blood on the carpet |
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And then they have to pay the cleaning staff extra.
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Tue Jul-24-07 07:15 PM
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12. You can! You can!! In fact... |
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I worked a job once where the performance ratings on your yearly evaluations were as follows:
1 - excellent 2 - good 3 - satisfactory 4 - unsatisfactory 5 - disemboweled co-workers
So you see, disemboweling your co-workers does not have the stigma attached to it that it once did.
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Tue Jul-24-07 07:19 PM
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the cleaning service would charge more to clean up the mess.....
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Tue Jul-24-07 07:23 PM
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14. That's the number one question in my mind everyday when I am at work. |
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I am due to choke a bitch sooner or later. Let me hit the lottery.
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