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TK421 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-02-10 09:12 PM Original message |
I found this paper clip...what should I do with it? |
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rug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-02-10 09:16 PM Response to Original message |
1. See how far up your nose you can put it. |
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TK421 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-02-10 09:21 PM Response to Reply #1 |
2. I can't put any object up my nose at this point...I can't even find my nose! |
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rug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-02-10 09:25 PM Response to Reply #2 |
3. Ah,then try to avoid rubber bands until the morning. |
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TK421 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-02-10 09:36 PM Response to Reply #3 |
6. I'll flick them at my roommates, if I'm feeling ornery enough to do so |
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many a good man (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-02-10 09:28 PM Response to Original message |
4. How big is it? |
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TK421 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-02-10 09:35 PM Response to Reply #4 |
5. Funny that you say that, because I used to have to dress up in a suit at my last |
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TK421 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-02-10 10:31 PM Response to Reply #4 |
11. I've heard that one plenty of times, let me tell you.... |
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Swede (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-02-10 09:38 PM Response to Original message |
7. Trade it for a house? |
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TK421 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-02-10 09:41 PM Response to Reply #7 |
8. Oh geez! thanks for that link, but I'm not sure I want to take it THAT far! |
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DebJ (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-02-10 10:03 PM Response to Original message |
9. Use it to unstick your keyboard keys after you spill beer in them. |
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TK421 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-02-10 10:30 PM Response to Reply #9 |
10. Believe it or not, I haven't spilled beer on this particular keyboard yet |
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DebJ (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-03-10 11:29 AM Response to Reply #10 |
27. hmmm...maybe I need to switch to beer from soda! |
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petronius (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-03-10 12:04 AM Response to Original message |
12. Bend it into an antic little figurine, and set it on your desk |
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TK421 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-03-10 12:12 AM Response to Reply #12 |
13. I already have one....its called my hard drive |
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Gold Metal Flake (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-03-10 12:20 AM Response to Original message |
14. An key ring. |
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TK421 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-03-10 12:38 AM Response to Reply #14 |
15. roach clip-holder is working well right now n.t |
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nolabear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-03-10 12:39 AM Response to Original message |
16. Weeeeellll, if you want to be REALLY creeped out, there's always |
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TK421 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-03-10 12:44 AM Response to Reply #16 |
17. Here is what I was thinking...just watch the whole thing |
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kentauros (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-03-10 12:47 AM Response to Original message |
18. Email it to me |
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TK421 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-03-10 12:56 AM Response to Reply #18 |
19. If I e-mail it as an attachment, won't it still show up as a paper clip? |
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kentauros (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-03-10 01:02 AM Response to Reply #19 |
20. Not in Eudora |
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TK421 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-03-10 01:10 AM Response to Reply #20 |
21. You know a hell of a lot more about computers than I do, my friend |
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kentauros (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-03-10 01:15 AM Response to Reply #21 |
22. Luddites wouldn't even Look at a computer screen |
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TK421 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-03-10 01:20 AM Response to Original message |
23. I need to go to bed now...something important just came up-goodnight, thanks everyone |
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kentauros (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-03-10 01:23 AM Response to Reply #23 |
24. G'nite! |
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HopeHoops (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-03-10 09:38 AM Response to Original message |
25. Lock your beer in the bathroom and then use the paperclip to pick the lock. |
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Sabriel (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-03-10 09:40 AM Response to Original message |
26. Set it next to your computer |
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lunatica (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-03-10 11:32 AM Response to Original message |
28. stretch it out and use it as a toothpick |
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bluedigger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-03-10 01:32 PM Response to Original message |
29. Google "Kyle McDonald" |
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