RedCloud
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Fri Jul-08-11 10:06 AM
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Why doesn't my golden retriever retrieve gold? |
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She was even named "lucky" so her first motherlode would be called Lucky's strike.
What other startling conundrums are out there?
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BillStein
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Fri Jul-08-11 10:07 AM
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1. I bet Lucky knows the difference between |
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"Gold" and "Golden"
They're smart dogs!
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Fri Jul-08-11 10:08 AM
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Fri Jul-08-11 10:14 AM
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7. well, it could be nice but there is a rule |
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Fri Jul-08-11 10:11 AM
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4. Tell me about how smart she is... |
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I take her on a daily three mile walk. Let's say there is something wrong (other dog, chupacabras, construction work, etc.) on the other side of the street where we traditionally cross. She still insists on doing it "the right way" a.k.a. "her way".
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Fri Jul-08-11 10:10 AM
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But, then again, if golden retrievers retrieve gold, do Labrador retrievers bring you Canadian provinces?
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BillStein
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Fri Jul-08-11 10:13 AM
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6. Do Dobermans Pinch? nt |
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Fri Jul-08-11 10:18 AM
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8. ... and do rat terriers report you to the police? |
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Fri Jul-08-11 10:28 AM
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diamonds are a girl's best friend, but a man's best friend is a dog?
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Fri Jul-08-11 10:38 AM
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10. Because she saw right through Glenn Beck's little scam. |
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Dogs are often wiser than we are.
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Fri Jul-08-11 01:15 PM
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11. How much gold would a Golden Retriever retrieve if a Golden Retriever could retrieve gold? |
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Damn, that was even hard to TYPE.
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Fri Jul-08-11 01:18 PM
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12. Does a Shih Tsu really shit Sue? |
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Fri Jul-08-11 01:22 PM
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13. Why do we insist on parking in the driveway and driving on the parkway |
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Edited on Fri Jul-08-11 01:22 PM by LynneSin
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