I know some of you have been holding out hope, thinking that Barrack Obama is some kind of savior for the Democratic Party, a new Bill Clinton, and all that. But it ain't gonna happen. Why? Well since we're among friends, I'll just spell it out for you, rather than beating around the arbusto...
Barrack Obama. Looks. French.
Look at that photo above. Why are these sisters allowing some garlic-smellin' French dude with an Edith Piaf fetish to put his escargot-eating hands on their proud shoulders? Ugh. What's he tryin' to do, sell 'em the Eiffel Tower? I'd trust him as far as I could throw a Renault.
It's over, people. When are we going to get it through our heads that politicians like Obama who look French are going to get stomped like so many grapes when it comes to the American heartland. Francais? Non! Mon dieu!