Ned_Devine
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Sat Jun-21-08 10:10 PM
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Giuliani Spotted Sleeping On New York City Subway |
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NEW YORK—According to witnesses, former New York City mayor and one-time favorite for the Republican presidential nomination Rudolph Giuliani was seen slumped over and asleep on the Coney Island-bound F train late Tuesday night, as well as on the return Queens-bound F train early Wednesday morning.
Giuliani, once a beloved New York figure who earned the nickname "America's Mayor," was wearing a faded New York Yankees jacket and a dirty FDNY cap pulled down over his eyes.
"Everyone was sitting on the opposite side of the train because there was a real bad smell coming from his side," said passenger Melissa Humber, who witnessed Giuliani lying across three seats and using a rolled-up New York Post as a pillow. "He seemed to jolt awake when a homeless guy started ranting about 9/11, but then he just sighed and went back to sleep." Giuliani was last spotted shaving in a New York Public Library bathroom.
I stole this from the Onion. Without the picture of him sleeping on the subway, it kind of loses its funniness
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Sat Jun-21-08 10:12 PM
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1. I'm thinking..'Set 'em up Joe....' |
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Sat Jun-21-08 10:13 PM
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Sat Jun-21-08 10:18 PM
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3. Looks like my grandfather |
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Down to the clothing!
Scary...
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Sat Jun-21-08 10:26 PM
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4. Even from The Onion, it still needs a link. n/t |
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Sat Jun-21-08 11:15 PM
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Edited on Sat Jun-21-08 11:16 PM by NYC_SKP
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Sat Jun-21-08 11:23 PM
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6. I once saw a man on the subway who was pretty much a clone of Dick Cheney |
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Edited on Sat Jun-21-08 11:23 PM by NYC Liberal
I don't mean he "resembled" him...I mean he seriously could have been Cheney's identical twin. Including the glasses and expression.
It was really frightening :scared:
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Sat Jun-21-08 11:28 PM
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7. He was noticed earlier muttering something to the effect of "I was there (incoherent) |
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at (incherent) on 9/11." Now I'm (incoherent) (incoherent) John (incoherent) McCain..."
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