If Obama wins freeps say "divide the country up and start over"

[Captain Lance Bass]

All is not well in freeperville tonight
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I think we need to face it that America is on its death bed. Once Obama becomes president, the USA will officially be dead.

Face it... everyone here knows this is true.

What will we do after America dies and Obamunism takes over? I'm not sure.

We need to come up with solutions and stop complaining, cuz the complaining is falling on deaf ears.

McCain could still win? Yes... it is possible. But even if he does you and I both no the country will remain divided.

So, I will start with my solution... and that is that we divide the country up and start over.

There's no way in hell each side is going to ever agree with each other, so why bother trying.

Crazy idea? Maybe... but at least it is an idea and not a bunch of liberal whining and moaning like some of us are doing on this board.

I understand we need to vent, but let's not become like them.
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Just get out there, tell your friends and family to go and vote for McCain to stop the Muslim Messiah. Inform the uninformed.

I turned 10 Obama supporters myself.

Just think, when McCain becomes the President-elect, by Thanksgiving we'll never have to hear the name Barack Hussein Obama again, at least for awhile.

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Do you think we will cut ties with Israel?

I will not be a muslim, no matter what.

There are alot of good muslims out there, but I'll be damned before I allow the gov't to tell me who or how to worship.
I'd look for a civil war in this situation.

We all know this is far fetched and will not happen, but it is something interesting to think about.

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NUTJOBS


:woohoo:

[JackintheGreen]

1. I did not know that Obama supported state religion

and that religion is Islam. You learn something new every day. :sarcasm:

[ColoradoMagician]

26. Usually he is really good at getting the message out.

One can go on the Obama website and learn all about his foreign and economic policies. He is also very good at communicating his policies in his speeches and during his debates.

He has really failed at communicating his policy of making everyone worship as a muslim. I had no idea. Never heard him mention it once.

Those freepers always have the inside information. I can't understand why they are losing so badly.

[Ozma]

32. Yes, the Freepers ALWAYS have the inside information....directly from

GOD!

They know in their hearts that Obama is a Muslim, because they hear it in their sleep when Goddess Sarah, princess of war, visits them in their dreams.

OMG...

[Berry Cool]

44. And when they wake up from those dreams

well, let's just say, Mom has to strip the bed and put the sheets in the wash, pronto. :scared:

[Ozma]

49. ROFLMAO!

"Rolling on the floor laughing my......."

[damonm]

78. Oh...

I thought you were gonna say "their asses", 'cuz that's where they pull a LOT of this from.

[Arkana]

47. I've already bought my prayer rug and memorized the direction

I have to be oriented in to point to Mecca. Have you?

[Solomon]

61. Isn't it amazing how they don't see that they are trying to force

state religion on everyone, yet they project that this is what their opponents are doing?

[Sebastian Doyle]

69. WELL YEA, BUT THAT'S DIFFRINT!!!111!!!!111!!

CUZ WERE PRAYIN TO THE REEL GOD, NOT SOME FALSE PROFIT NAMED MOHAMED!!111!!!111 :crazy:

[Retrograde]

65. Obama's using code words

Why do you think he keeps going on about cutting the pork? Right now he's trying to get the pig farmers' votes. After he's elected, no more bacon! :)

[gmoney]

83. right, and since McCain is tied to Israel, we all have to become Jewish.

Oy!

[SidneyCarton]

2. Let 'em go.

They can all join the AIP and let Alaska secede. All the sane Alaskans can come down to the lower 48 or move to British Columbia. They'll eventually start their war with Russia and last all of 10 minutes before soiling themselves and surrendering.

[bigscott]

6. we already named their country for them

dumb fuckistan

Peace

[iamthebandfanman]

8. i second the name n/t

[Ozma]

33. With Sarah Palin as their Queen...no need for democracy for them

They all think the same as she does.

[Sebastian Doyle]

73. Except some of Dumbfuckistan has already seceded back to the US

Dumbfuckistan 2004


Less Dumbfucks 2008

[NotThisTime]

51. Yup, that's my thought... let em all go up there while we live sane, civil lives down here

[KatyaR]

58. As big as Alaska is,

there's defninitely room for all of them.

[Lasher]

3. I can't wait to tell them next month:

GET OVER IT!

[d_b]

4. sounds good to me.

[stolivodka]

5. They can have Alaska.

See how fast it gets gobbled up by Russia or Canada without millions in welfare and 24/7 military protection from us "evil mainlanders".

[Raine]

9. Yeah and Todd can lead the succession then

Sarah can become their queen. They will be able to "drill baby drill" all they want. Since Wissilla being a meth capitol they will have all the drugs they want. It will be a freeper wet dream, a true paradise on Earth. :rofl:

Edit: Typo

[psychmommy]

91. allof the native peoples will be welcome to america.

please get out of dumb fuckistan asap. can you bring the wild life too, they don't deserve to get stuck in there with the loonies either.

[old mark]

30. If it is possible to close the roads and isolate them there,

that would be perfect. They could hunt and fish and work for the oil companies and worship Sarah Palin.
The world could ignore them completely.

Maybe we could even sell it all back to the Russians.
Sarah Palinova.


mark

[polmaven]

42. Sort of like

the opposite of the bridge TO nowhere.

[old mark]

64. Hmmmm..... nt

[quakerboy]

72. the problem is

there is still a lot of Alaska that is beautiful, and I would hate to see it spoiled.

I on the other hand, would prefer to see them elsewhere. Perhaps we could send the corporatists to their little Iraq Wonderland, and the Fundamentalists to their little Afghanistan Wonderland. That way they can each live out their dreams. I would feel bad for the Iraqis and the Afghani's, but as long as we send them over without any evil Government interference(ie military backup) I am sure that they can handle it. And we all know how the righties feel about cultural assimilation, so I am sure they will be happy to work hard and learn the language and customs within a short time period.

[madmax]

7. Didn't we try something like that once before. n/t

[psychmommy]

92. europeans did, but they didn't get the native peoples out.

we are gonna get the native alaskans out first.

[Downtown Hound]

10. Oh hells no

They didn't offer us any land when we "lost" in 2004. They simply told us to get the fuck out. And that's what I'm going to tell them. They don't get a single scrap of land. The last thing we need is breeding ground for future morans with no liberals to keep them in check.

The thing was though, American liberals have no problem finding like minded people out there. Europe, Canada, Latin America, all are places where we can go and find those like us. American conservatives on the other hand, well, everybody pretty much hates them.

Sorry freeps, YOU ARE ALONE! WE ARE COMING! YOU CAN RUN BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE! BWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[whistler162]

11. Seems to me they said something similar about a

Republican candidate 148 years ago!

Stupid is as stupid does.

[951-Riverside]

12. The confederacy tried and failed miserably

...These inbred rejects calling themselves "republicans" and "conservatives" don't have a friend in the world.

[jrockford]

13. f-ing nuts

[billyoc]

14. Go cry, emo kids.

[IndianaJohn]

15. wow! "muslim messiah"

I just don't get ignorance.

[Unsane]

16. Obamunism? sign me up!

[rufus dog]

17. they can have the following

The get Utah, Idaho, Alabama, and either Kentucky or Tennesse. Now get the fuck out.

[rufus dog]

18. O.K. to close the deal by the end of the month

they get Kansas and Mississipi. After the first Mississipi is off the table and I can't guarantee Kansas.

[Sebastian Doyle]

87. Nah, give 'em Florida. Easier to wall it off so they can't get back in.

They can keep the Miami Cuban right wingers and the DLC'ers who fucked up the primary. We'll allow the actual Democrats to move out of there.

[Ozma]

36. Actually, I was thinking they could all move to a small island somewhere in the

Alaskan archipelago... where you can ACTUALLY SEE RUSSIA!

[riverwalker]

19. will they have to move out of mom's basement?

a revolution run by their spokewoman, the "Aay-rab" lady. Hell, they couldn't figure out how to run a coffee pot, much less a "revolution"...

[Sebastian Doyle]

74. Trailers don't have basements

They do have wheels though, so they can take their homes with them.

[baldguy]

20. They're welcome to leave.

[Kahuna]

21. Go with my blessings. The blue states have all the money any way. nt

[gmoney]

84. The blue states send more $$ to Washington in taxes, red states get more in welfare and pork, no?

If the blue states could keep that money without having to support the sandbagging red states, wow!

[quaker bill]

22. They fail to grasp

the true scope of this. The defeat they are beginning to taste is not the defeat of John McCain, but defeat of conservatism as an ideology. It started with their failure to even get a "true" conservative nominated by the Republicans. With McCain they took their best shot at the "center", admittedly a miss wide to the right, but the closest shot they could make. Even a pale RWinger is about to be blown out.

They are welcome to run all the "conservatives" they like, the harder right, the better. It will only cause them to truly and fully become the 30 percent minority that they have long deserved to be.

[jazzjunkysue]

63. A party who puts Lindsay Graham on TV is already defunct. No loss, there.

We had a nice selection of strong, viable candidates, so viable, we couldn't decide.

What did they have?


Mit. Wow. Mit. Strapped a dog to his car roof.
Rudy. Pathetic.
Thompson. As. If.

Huckabbee was a nice guy, and sincere, but, really, elect him pope, not president.

[4lbs]

23. Either the majority of freepers failed English grammar class in school or were never taught it...

in the first place.

Nevertheless, any time I read their posts, I feel my gray matter being scarred over like some sort of neural cirrhosis.

[WinkyDink]

24. I won't be sorry to see them leave. Secession isn't valued as much as it should be.

Sorry, Abe.

[judasdisney]

25. Here comes Chile 1973

Exact repeat

[RagAss]

27. They should consider mass suicide.....n/m

[agentS]

62. They're so dumb they won't know how to mix the chemicals right!

[Raineyb]

79. They already have the Kool-aid n/t

Regards

[shaniqua6392]

28. They are so ignorant and filled with hate.

It must really suck to walk through life with such hatred in your heart. They are worried about an Obama Presidency?? Why the hell are they not upset at what the Bush Administration has done to America? Why are they not upset that McCain voted with Bush over 90% of the time and they have practically destroyed our country? Thank God they are in the minority now. There are more Americans out there who detest this way of thinking. We outnumber them and we will overpower them. There is nothing they can do about it now. They are a dying breed.

[JustAnotherGen]

29. The Quality and Extent of Stupidity is Astounding

Just Astounding.

They worry about us becoming a 'Muslin' nation? :wt: How do these cry babies whine and moan and snip-bitch about Reverend Wright - a CHRISTIAN Pastor that Obama was a member of his church for 20 years - and the piss and moan over a 'Muslin' nation?

They can't have it both ways. Either get off of Wright or get of the 'Muslin' - but get off.

I wonder if they even see the move to a Theocratic Fascist society that a dead McCain and Sarah Palin taking the reins would mean? I hear echoes of Serena - remember? A Handmaids Tale?

They don't want to live in a 'Muslin' country? Guess what? I don't want to live in a Pauline Christianity one. I'm a Unitarian. They need to wake up and start using what little critical thinking skills they possess to analyze that little black book they take into the bathroom every morning.

And dividing the country up? Whackadoodle Right Wing wingnuts. Look - if they want to be a bunch of traitors like their ancestors - the Johnny Rebs - someone needs to remind them what solid, upright, and loyal Americans did to the traitorous rebels the last time. You know - the problem is that we named a bunch of military bases after their traitorous leadership.

The first thing Obama and a majority Dem House and Senate need to do as a 'side project' is to set about re-naming all those Confederate Named Forts sprinkled throughout the US with the names of solid patriots. Deadly serious. Not joking. It would send a message to them - you may not attack the United States of America from within and get applause, kudos and honored for doing so. You may not ask for the dissolution of the Constitution and the values of our Republic . . . and think we are going to let you walk - which is precisely what we did to their ancestors.

Change is coming folks. Rip down your Traitor flag in Columbia SC and move on.

[mwb970]

31. Do they truly believe that President Obama will force everyone to become a Muslim?

That seems awfully crazy, even for FR.

:shrug:

[slampoet]

34. Good...The Red States can finally stop leaching off our tax money and they can pay their own.

[AZSlacker]

35. I called my mom yesterday. She said if Obama was elected, that she'd probably be in jail

Because she was a republican... and you know how Obama has a plan to round up all the republicans and throw them in jail or re-education camps... I egged her on for a bit and told her I'd make sure to visit her regularly at her concentration camp, as long as I wasn't too busy at my communist/muslim/hate America training camp

:eyes:

I got serious for a sec after that and told her that honestly I'd probably end up being just as mad at him soon after he took office because he would probably end up governing much more from the center than I'd prefer.

She told me she was very disappointed in me... and that oh, by the way.. she wasn't going to have anything to give me for Christmas because she was going to donate to the troops instead.. I told her that was a great idea, and this Christmas we should both donate in the others name to the troops. The conversation came to an awkward end after that.

I guess my point is that if McCain was trying to make his base HATE!! Obama.. I'd say mission accomplished.

[Ozma]

38. How did a mother like that raise such a sensible child?

I really would like to know if she really hates Obama that much, or where she gets these ideas in her head.

[alcibiades_mystery]

37. "I turned 10 Obama supporters myself"

:rofl:

Yeeesh. "Muslim messiah"

:rofl:

[johnaries]

50. I know, that got me too! Dream on, little freeper! nt

[Left Is Write]

67. Yeah. Right.

Sure he did.

[tanyev]

39. They'll probably take possession of all the port-a-potties, too.

Damn them!!!!!

[SuperTrouper]

40. Wow, Freepers should join Muqtada Al Sadr's Mujadin Army

they are so pathetic and despicable

[ellie]

41. What the freeps will do

is sit down and shut up. We have had to endure non-stop Clinton bashing during the 90s and their orgasmic love fest over that fucking asshole in the White House right now. They were WRONG and were proven WRONG. They have no credibility left and need to STFU.

[salguine]

43. Fuck, let 'em go! Give them all the parts that'll be underwater in twenty years.

[ourbluenation]

45. By all means - the blue states are where most people are and the most $

and all you red state du'rs will come on over too. i love this idea.

[busymom]

46. LOL it's 2000/2004 all over again!!!! I remember

saying that if Bush got elected...and then re-elected....that I was moving to Canada...and I meant it! LOL Yet here I am in the good US of A...

[TriMetFan]

53. How right you are.

How many of us old times here in DU felt this way. But here we are. We stayed to fight another day.

[Vektor]

48. I suggest they leave immediately.

Find some other body of land to inhabit, and leave en masse. They can pool their resources, buy an unused Caribbean island, and stew in their own ethnocentric hate until they day they die.

Just be sure it's as far away from the mainland as possible.

Bon Voyage, Freepers! Enjoy your separatist paradise!
:hi:

[treestar]

94. Yeah exactly! They claim they work so hard! And have so much $$

Why don't they use it to buy up some island somewhere so they can all go there and have the fascist dictatorship they so fervently desire?

[Blondiegrrl]

52. This election has officially become divided among two groups: racists and non-racists.

All the true conservatives dropped off once the crazy rabid dog Palin joined the ticket. They're either not voting at all, voting third party, or secretly voting Obama.

The only McCain-Palin supporters left are a bunch of crazy racist assholes.

"Muslim messiah" ... give me a fucking break!

[Neecy]

54. traitors, all of them

join the cause and help the rest of us Conservatives ensure that Obama's next four years are contentious and futile

We're at war in two countries and the economy is in crisis (thanks to their Dear Leader Boosh), but they want to make sure Obama's first term is 'futile'? Where's the ol' love of country the Rethugs are always talking about? Guess they want to drag us all down to their economic level.

[KatyaR]

55. "I'll be damned before I allow the gov't to tell me who or how to worship."

Isn't that what the fundies want to do to the rest of the country?

The truth hurts, and yet you could never convince them that they are as bad as the "muslims."

Someone needs to convince me that religion has any value at all these days . . . .

[Proud Liberal Dem]

56. I'm sure that there's a deserted island SOMEWHERE they can go to start their own country-

"Freeperland"? Maybe they can take Palin and her "first dude" with her and have her as President?
I'm sure they'll go all "Lord of the Flies" before too long and then we won't ever have to worry about any of them again.

In the meantime, Obama/Biden and the rest of us can get on with the business of fixing up this country.

One can dream, right?

[Starry Messenger]

57. Lots of open land in Alaska, yes?

They can all move there, finish seceding and make Palin their queen. Then they can carve out a new life using those famous bootstraps they keep talking about. Problem solved.

[Faygo Kid]

59. "we'll never have to hear the name Barack Hussein Obama again, at least for awhile"

Never again, at least for a while.

Freeper logic.

:rofl:

[gauguin57]

60. What's REALLY gonna happen is these middle-class Freeps are going to thrive under Obama's tax plan

... and other policies (once he cleans up Georgie-boy's MESS, which will take a while) ... but you'll never hear them admit it.

They will be SO much better off four years from now, but they'll never give Obama or the Democratic Congress one bit of credit.

And I will :eyes: or :puke:

[Johnny2X2X]

66. How do you talk to these people

"Muslim Country"? When Bush got elected in 2004, it was devastating to me. I knew he would continue to curtail freedom and would eventually collapse the economy. But, I never thought he was the anti-Christ, or part of Al Qaida, or controlled by aliens. There are actually honest hardworking Americans out there who think that Obama is in league with Osama Bin Laden or even that he is Muslim. Yeah some of these people are nuts, but most of them are just a little dim. We need to take it upon ourselves to make sure that anyone who might be in our family realizes exactly what John McCain has said, "Barack Obama is a decent man who I happen to disagree with." Its not good for the Country to have large numbers of people who feel this way. I admire McCain for finally taking a stand, probably against the wishes of his campaign. When he was asked if Obama was an Arab I'm sure his Campaign managers wanted him to say, "We're not sure what Obama is.", but McCain showed he still has some honor left.

Now we have Freepers who want to secede. I personally know people who have left the Country because of Bush and i would likely do so if I was faced with 4 more years of Bush, but McCain is not the anti-christ. He is simply wrong on about %60 of the issues. McCain wants to continue the failed policies of the bush administration, but does anyone here think he would even approach how bad of a President that George "The Buck Stops Over there Somewhere" Bush?

The Country has a lot of healing to do and I for one will extend the Olive Branch whenever possible after the Election.

[ruggerson]

68. As long as I'm not part of Dumbfuckistan, I'm fine with it

[specialed]

70. F*CK EM!

Divide shit! Four eight years these douche bags have been screaming for everyone thats not them to leave the country. The can go to Mexico. It's 100% free market without any middle class, the market rules everything in Mexico. They can start they're own lil republic down there with whatever resources they can gather. You know market style.

[liberalMOmama]

71. Alaska's a big place

Let's give them 9 months to relocate there. Sarah can be the President of their Theocracy.

Then they can be happy. It's a win/win.

[sniffa]

75. "I turned 10 Obama supporters myself"

He meant, "I turned off 10 Obama supporters myself."

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

95. "I turned"? It sounds like some kind of vampirism

[votetastic]

76. I thought they were all about "Country First"???

[rdmtimp]

77. What a gathering of IQs....

I don't think I've ever seen so many people in desperate need of a high colonic.

[Jennicut]

80. The Freepers are gonna have to face life under Obama just like we had to under Monkey-Boy

That is what happens in their beloved Democracy that they insist needs to be spread throughout the world. You vote, majority wins, you have to abide by the rules under that government. If not, then leave. God knows the Rethugs would really be up a creek without their loyal 29%.

[Teaser]

81. You already tried it, Morans. You lost that time too.

.

[zingaro]

82. y'know, these are the "get over it" idiots after the 2004 election theft.

Do they not understand that this nation has been divided for years now? They're just on the shit-rolls-downhill side now.

[Matariki]

85. And they'd need Foreign Aid within a week...

I wonder if they pooled ALL their collective brain cells if they'd even have enough to engineer a bridge.

[Captain Lance Bass]

93. ROTFLMAO! nt

[Rocknrule]

86. President Obama needs to declare these people a hate group/terrorist organization

[Poseidan]

88. god damn Confederates

Now calling themselves 'conservatives', still trying to divide the country. Fuck them, and yes, the Confederacy is almost dead. And when it is, the world will know the true United States.

[NoodleyAppendage]

89. Poor Freeps. They will be RULED BY DEMS and will have to take it. HA, HA, HA!!! I love it!!!! n/t

J

[BlooInBloo]

90. (shrug) They never believed in America in the first place.

[Realityhack]

96. ok. They can have Texas and Alaska... but we get the sane people back from both n/t